Captions by darkqueen01

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Spike joined football to prove that he could be strong and tough.

Yeah, his Dad thought that was funny, too. You don't see him here training his kid, do you?

Don't feel bad, Optimus. After a night of drinking I don't always make it to bed either.

Dude! It's Mer-Man from Masters of the Universe!!

This is what happens when your parents are giant nerds.

Megatron: *sigh* At least they got the colour right this time.

This is my handle, this is my spout!

Skid-Z just feels really sorry for the fat kid there on the left.

The Autobots recreate their favorite scene from the TMNT: Manhattan Project nintendo game.

Alaaaaaaaayiaaaaaaaaalaaaaayiaaaaaaalayiaaaaaa!

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Charlton Heston is drooling right now.

BUMBLEBEE: Don't worry, Spike. Prime does this to all the new recruits.

WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me.
This is not a joke.
You'll get paid after we get back.
Must bring your own weapons.
Safety NOT guaranteed.
I have only done this once before.

*Honestly, how do they expect us to keep this captions PG-13?"

Suddenly, all the American fans don't feel so bad for missing out on some of the Japanese Transformers shows.

Awww. He's just glad to see you!

Megatron, Soundwave, and Thundercracker were both dismayed to find out that the secret Insecticon lair was not an actual portal leading to the mind of John Malkovich.

Ratchet isn't really fixing Teletran-1. He's actually trying to get free cable.

"Put that think away or your gonna get us all killed!"

*CLAP* Dance Magic, Dance! *CLAP*