Captions by Death Gunner

Wild Trypticon appears.

Old man sent out Optimus Prime.

Wild Trypticon used stomp.

Optimus Prime was destroyed.

Old man is out of useable TFs. The Earth whited out.

Prime: Look! That cloud looks like the matrix!
Megatron: Oh yes...
Prime: Look! That cloud looks like the matrix!
Megatron: They all look like the matrix!
Prime: Your point?
Megatron; Nevermind...
Prime: Wow! You'll never guess what that cloud

What is this? Iced...cream? noooo *sniffs* it can't be.... bird droppings???

Megatron: BEASTMODE!

Easter has come early!

R1: I don't know what I've been told.
R2 + 3 repeat.
R1: Decpeticon P***y is mighty cold.

Come on! How much longer? I gotta go empty my recycling unit!

And so they stood there. For longer than anyone could remember. the members of HMW then flamed the staff with angry mail telling them to change the caption. And so they stood there. For longer than anyone could remember.

Perceptor: Does anyone transform into a pencil sharpner?

Daniel: Rodimus!!! I did it! I did it!

Rodimus: What? What idd you do?

Daniel; I went peepee on my own!

Screamer: Finally! I Have it!!!!!

Lousy Narrator: Arise, StarScreamius Prime

Human: This is the end of the Road!

StarScreamius Prime: Damn Movie Budget!

Prime/Screamer: Now do you know Why I never player strip poker?

Screamer: those daft Autobots will believe anything! I am like a transformer, robot in duisguise.

(Doing a morpheus impression)
Cybertron, hear me! The Humans, are coming with their, armies. To destroy our way, of life! There is only one thing, we can do, to com,bat them. Lets get jiggy with it!

And so began the annual carrying of the torch, Ready for the Cybertronian games.

Reflector! Unite!!!

Unicron: And these, shall be your troops. Behold, Reflector, and his armada.
Galvatron: Dude, theres like, three of them...
Unicron: LOOK! If the Arielbots can be called a fleet, these can be called an Armada.

If only we could see whats on the other side of this glass wall. I know! Give me a boost.

With little to do the Transformers became.... water skiers?

After flying on Predaking over neverland with tinkerbot, Grimlock had to decide, was MJ guilty or innocent. Lets how he didn't learn from the quintessons

I've heard of Cybertrons dumbest criminals but one autobot stealing 5 Decepticons?

"Me grimlock not no how they get here"

The decepticons take a time out after taking alot of energon drugs.

ravage: Remember when using drugs, never share your energon cubes.

The Cons get ready for an episode of Hypnocron, the cybertronian version of the legendary hypnofrog, followed shorty by battle stasis lock robots.

Starscream and Soundwave: 1,2,3,4,5
Thrust: 6,7,8,9,10
Megatron:What are you doing?
Screamer: Counting game.
*Megs gets his my an autobot missle*
Ravage:11

Ravage: At this rate, you'll never make it to the beast wars!!

Dinobot:So i'll become you in the future?
DinobotII: Yessss, all you have to do is go to the valley where the humans started and fight one or two Predacons. You'll figure out the rest.
Dinobot: Excellent
DinobotII:Thats what you think heh heh

Dinobot: Megatron?????
All Megatron toys: You talkin to me?

Optimus: The dust was so thick on theta4 you had to use windshield wipers on your optic senses.
Dinobot: This is war!!!! Good part, skip to good part!!!

Optimus:This is he end of the Beastwars as we know it!!
Cheetor: Yeah, everyone is taking this hard. well except Dinobot.
Dinobot(Unable to stop smiling):This is the worst day of my life.

What if the Autobots were the bad guys?

Megatron: Outta the way starscream!!
Prime: Fall damn you, Fallllll!!!!
Megatron: Never!!!
*Megs hits prime off a cliff and fall down*
Screamer: Megatron, please forgive me!!

Prime:Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!!
Screamer: Okay, okay you can have your arms back.
Prime: but i thought you liked them?

Screamer: Look at me, i've got the arms of optimus Prime, i'm invisible!!
Prime:Now then, how to get those back without using my arms.

Screamer:Ahhhhhh UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE!!!!
Prime: How do you expect to beeat Chris Mastertron like this?

OP:So why did you make me bring my new car when I could of just transformed?
Megatron: Listen Prime, I only ride you at night when they've all gone to bed, now get in there. My metalic clingfill is peeling.

Devastator:I am the strongest decepticon I belong to nobody!!
Unicron: Join me or you'll never get your arm back!!
*Devastator reading hasbro magazine*
"Well theres no way i'm waiting till next summer"

FA:Are you ready for love?
Blades:Ummmm*Cannonz pop up*
FA:I see
Blades:I swear i'm not gay i have nude pics of Arcee LET ME GO!!!

Rapper:He's on your face
Percepter:Whats on my face?
Rapper:Rumble G!
Percepter: A bumble bee? Ahhhh get it off me

Rumble: Andt he you do this.
Perceptor:I don't want to know.

The wee men,they attack!!!

Blitzwing:"Wow my pits stink that bad?"

Galvatron:"I love you Blitzwing you will become my second in command"
Blitzwing:"What was that Galvatron?"
Galvatron:"I said get back to base you sniveling decepticon"
Blitzwing"Darn sewage clogged up my radio cercuit

Galvatron:"Ahhh so your finally here, did you bring the green energon?"
Blitzwing:"So thats what this stuff is? I knew it was to early to spring clean"

Blitzwing:"Galvatron?"
Galavatron:"You cant see me"
Carlito:"Thats not cool"
*spits cybertronion apple juice on Blitzwing*

Starscream:"Ahhhh decepticons retreat"
Blitzwing:"Hey why are we retreating it's just me"
Starscream:" We know, we know"

Megatron:"Ah blitzwing your here, took you long enough"
Blitzwing:"Next time someone else can take the sewer approach, do you know how many crocodiles are down there?"

Now where did I put my ID. Damn it I can't access Autobot porn without it.

Blur: Level 5 here I come.