Captions by Godfather Bluto

Danger! Will Robinson! Danger!... wait rather than spouting the dumb phrase a thousand times, why don't I just shot the problem in the back?

Blaster: There is no PG-13 captaion for this pic.

Spike: Youre what? I can't here you over these cheesy bands.

Carly: nevermind, it will be like the omen.

Starscream: What was that?
Soundwave: I do not know, i can never figure out the last 45 minutes of 2001: A space oddessy.
Thrust: IS that y we're all on the floor.
Starscream: NO! This is because we saw Elita-One with out her torso plate.

Dinobot: Yes, I hate his liver with some fama beans and a nice cianti.
Rattrap: Who's liver?
Dinobot: Yours.
Rattrap: Ulp!

Rattrap and Rhinox: WE have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

Devastator: Last time i dare Bruticus to tare off my arm.

now rember children, when you play rock 'n' roll, this is how you will look every morning. A speech from the '50s.

Spike:(To aduience) All right, if i hear one more robot sex joke im going to send u to the autobot torture chambers.
BB: What?
Spike: Just Shut up and nod. (BB nods and everyone flees.)

SS: Elita, now u soon shall be mine.
Whelljack spots Prime with no armor tied up and gagged in a cornor.

Rumble: Are you my daddy?

Perceptor: WHAT!? NO! I'm a VIGIN!

Blitzwing: That's the last time i stand underneath a drunk gelstat on his knees.

Giant: All right now I have the whole set.

NOw our feature presintaion:

The Full Autoboty.

MEgs: Do what ever you want to me Sky Devil I can take what ever you've got.
SS: Even this, burining hot energon rod.
Megs: Starscream, I use that everynight thinking about u.
SS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brawn: Perceptor, sit down or i'll knock you off.
By the way did you guys see Shockwave back there, IN MEGATRON.
BB: That's it we need to go to the animation department and kick some ass.
Perceptor: YOu guys while were hear i've just Con

Little did he know that the next one on the table was the poisned, which said "Insta-kill" and in 4 secondds later, every Transfan jumps up and sings "joy to the world wheelie is dead"

Rocky: OK I forfeit if u get off my wife.

OP: I'm sorry u guys for u will die in 20 years and i'll be ressurected while you guys are disintgrated.

Both: DAMN THOSE FANS WE MADE THEM LAFF AND CRY Y NOT US TOO!

RA:Elita never said good-bye that one night.
OP: What!? NOw u die.

Daniel finally relaizes that his parents were unhappy with him when he heard the bed springs in the next room.

Kup: Blaster if you start playin' that damn Eminem I'm going to fraggin' make you into an old time raido that only picks up classic.

Blaster: NOooooooooooo!

Rewind: Blaster! SHUT THE HELL UP!