Captions by prime

spike would you mind giving my gun back please its not a toy

i want to see how big your head is.hehehehehehe

rhinox would you mind getting off me please.

"First I bet Prime the Panthers would beat Green Bay. Then to top it off, I lose a bet with Scorponok and have to wear his head for the entire SERIES!"

Say hello to my little friend

Who the hell are these guys?!?!?!

WHO FARTED?!?!

Now thats what Im talking about Galvatron!!
Say my name bitch!!

Turn around boy....
Finally a hole that fits!

Are you sure you want these breast implants??

Galvatron "Deceptican jizz is purple?, oh well." slurp slurp

Wheeljack introduces Minerva to all her fanboys.

could you hold this for me? firts aid says I shouldn't lift anything too heavy.

TV reporter: and that ends todays coverage of The WAR ON TERROR.

GRIMLOCK: can't reach to wipe ass

That's one way to get a head in life.

Knowing that Cyclonus could only count on his fingers, the Autobots sent him a transmission that would mean his doom... "What is 7 + 5?"

"Megatron, this is not the time to be building sandcastles."

"Hey, beer man!"

"Quick! Push him over me!"

As Starscream and Jazz were finishing their game of twister, the door opened....