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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by prime

prime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Spike w/ a BIG gun.

spike would you mind giving my gun back please its not a toy

Optimus takes a hold of Starscream

i want to see how big your head is.hehehehehehe

The Maximals Wrestle

rhinox would you mind getting off me please.

Megatron w/ Autobot symbols

"First I bet Prime the Panthers would beat Green Bay. Then to top it off, I lose a bet with Scorponok and have to wear his head for the entire SERIES!"

Ratchet w/ gun

Say hello to my little friend

Artemis choking Rabbit

Who the hell are these guys?!?!?!

Grimlock breakdancing?

WHO FARTED?!?!

Cyclonus gives Starscream some back up!

Now thats what Im talking about Galvatron!!
Say my name bitch!!

Ravage humps Spike

Turn around boy....
Finally a hole that fits!

Get It On!

Are you sure you want these breast implants??

Galvatron drinks Energon!

Galvatron "Deceptican jizz is purple?, oh well." slurp slurp

Wheeljack next to a crying Minerva

Wheeljack introduces Minerva to all her fanboys.

Gort's conversation

could you hold this for me? firts aid says I shouldn't lift anything too heavy.

Grimlock watches TV

TV reporter: and that ends todays coverage of The WAR ON TERROR.

GRIMLOCK: can't reach to wipe ass

Powerglide holding his own head

That's one way to get a head in life.

Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

Knowing that Cyclonus could only count on his fingers, the Autobots sent him a transmission that would mean his doom... "What is 7 + 5?"

Megatron on his hands & knees

"Megatron, this is not the time to be building sandcastles."

Sparkplug volunteers!

"Hey, beer man!"

Megatron on his hands & knees

"Quick! Push him over me!"

Jazz gets on Starscream

As Starscream and Jazz were finishing their game of twister, the door opened....

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