Captions by SlagMaker

Whew. That's less painful than having Don Zimmer kick my a$$.

Minister: These Autobots are not real. They are the imagination of those American dogs, whose tongues burn with lies. Optimus: Man, we're gonna kick your ass! Let's Roll!

For a moment, I considered sparing your wretched planet Earth. But now, after I steal all of its large-breasted women, you shall witness its dismemberment.

Transformers meets Lord of the Flies -- Piggy! Piggy!

Scourge: Argh, Defeated again! This is what I get for listening to a bunch or repainted Transformers that weren't even good enough to be featured in the movie.

Shockwave: "Hey, careful with that thing! I only have one eye as it is."

Shalom!

Prime: Get a job, you bum!

Dirge: I was kidding when I said "Bite Me!"

Brawn: "Oh well, at least this is cheaper than going to Six Flags. And everyone here speaks English."

Spike and Bumblebee prepare to take "huffing" and "whippets" to a new level.

Onslaught gives new meaning to the word "Gestalt."

Tapes: "We're outta here. We're not riding in some cheap Blaster bootleg. Look at those crappy colors."

Ratchet: Sorry, I didn't mean to touch that. Hey what's that dripping? Oh gross. Stop smiling!

On the next episode of "Girl Robots Gone Wild" -- horny midgets!

No more back talk, or I'll short out your mouth circuit.

After the cancellation of "Armada" Starscream was forced to act in the sequel t o "Lilo & Stitch."

Starscream comes ashore after realizing he was on the gay cruise.

The Decepticons do their "Cheers" impression. "Hi Norm!"

First a GI Joe crossover in the comics, now this! Can it get any worse?

Wheeljack: This time, put the rods inside me AFTER I transform.

Spike, me love you long time!

I am squishing your head!

Sunstreaker (to Optimus): Come here big guy, give me some love!

Wheelie: See, size not matter.