Captions by turbomagnus

Sentinel: I think you must be in the wrong series. Where's your big chin?

Sari: Aren't you supposed to wear a faceplate?
Optimus (near tears): But I don't wanna wear the faceplate, Sari...

Omega: Where is the one who put chewing gum under my seats?

Huffer: You know how we're the token characters used to show orange as an Autobot color for having the Ark and all? There's a rumor that we might be getting replaced after the movie...

Brawn: Over my dead body!

Prime (ala Optimus Primal): And it shall be called... CHIN WARS!

Grimlock: Grr... Electic cars not taste right. Need gas flavor.

Trypt: Metroplex no feel bad, even if name reused for new character, you still one everyone think of as Metroplex.

Arkeville: And the proof is the lipstick on his collar!

Alright, I want a good clean fight, a retirement cabin on one of Cybertron's moons and all the energon goodies I can eat... but I'm not getting any of that, so let's get it on!

Do not adjust your set. There is nothing wrong with your screen. We control the horizonal. We control the vertical...

Next time we trap the Autobots in car mode, we make sure its with full gas tanks...

Ratbat's disco, inferior; Soundwave's rock, superior.

Scrapper singing; Green Acres is the place to be, farm living is the life for me...

When somebody tells you 'Don't lose your head', the idea that you don't lose your body either is kind of a given...

Side Burn: You know, X-Brawn, I think this 'stealth' thing would work better if one of us were an actual boat...

Wheeljack: I'm sorry, Ratchet, but I still don't understand the attraction of human females in that position.

Grimlock: Yosh! Me, Grimlock's Flames of Youth burn bright!

Blitzwing; I'm no expert on squishy traditions, but aren't we suppose to have a fire or something?