The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Shadowman

Shadowman has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

It was a dream involving a paintball gun, the Matrix, Tom Cruise, floating computers, and Megatron. You'd be scared, too.

Aug 16, 2004

"Get your hand the hell away from my landing gear"

Aug 1, 2004

Onslaught: You are now carrying my child. Vortex: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOh well.

May 4, 2003

"Starscream, after hearing the Decepticons were going on vacation, flew off aimlessly, without Megatron telling him where they were going"Starscream: WOOOOO!! Vaca--Megatron?

Apr 27, 2003

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

OH, LORD!!! HAMTARO HAS RETURNED TO CARTOON NETWORK!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Feb 27, 2003

Soundwave: Megatron, we have just killed Starscream and Optimus Prime. Megatron? Skywarp: Poor guy, killed by the one thing he hated: Happiness.

Feb 11, 2003

"This is what I'd look like if I Became a Transmetal 2. Curse those designers."

Dec 31, 2002

Upon realizing he was no match for a group of deadly dinosuars, Shockwave had one thing to say...Shockwave: Oh #&!%!!!

Dec 6, 2002

Will you stop slashing my face for a Scooby-Snack? I didn't think so!

Dec 5, 2002

Behold! The ultimate tree-hugging robot!

Dec 3, 2002

The brand new show on THe Discovery Channel: "When Good Ceptic-tanks go Bad!"

Nov 28, 2002

"I should tell the doctor that the food comes out the wrong end."

Nov 25, 2002

*On a commertial*Tracks: look how good Krelmin's plastic surgury made me look! Narrator: After this commertial, Krelmin's plastic surgury had to shut down do to lack of business.

Nov 21, 2002

And you thought Freeza was ugly...

Nov 20, 2002

Optimus: Take off that mask, Tracks! Tracks: What mask?

Nov 20, 2002