The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Air Dawg
Vince McMahon: I've just hired Optimus Prime as the new General Manager of Raw. Let's hope he doesn't make any rash decisions.
Tracks: I heard that Kurt Angle is facing Hulk Hogan next week.
Prime: Who cares? Wrestling's fake anyway.
Daniel: Rodimus, what are you doing here?
Rodimus Prime: Just making sure the Boogeyman doesn't come back to hunt you again.
Ironhide: (watching an episode of Transformers HeadMasters) What is this? This isn't a Transformers episode.
Look we're strapped together.
Defensor isn't the only one with a missing arm. Look at Devastator.
Carbombya only has 4000 people?! Nuts to that.
"Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Dragstrip: Get off me, Rumble!
Rumble: NEVER!!
Losing my religion.
Get off my back, you dirty ape!
Louis and Pilcher have invaded Cybertron Airspace
disguised as monsters. And are now rooming the tunnels of Cybertron.
And you thought the Hate Plague and Comsic Rust were bad. This is worse.
Frankenstein: Oh no!!
Gargoyle: What's wrong, Frankie?
Frankenstein: We're in the wrong cartoon? This is Transformers. Not some generic horror movie.
Halloween's over, dudes!!!
You're not my mother!
I see dead people.
Look, mom! No hands, em. arms. Oh what the hell?
Geez, Prime! Get off my back!
Hey is that reissue Soundwave or the real thing?
Woodstock again?
Eat this!
Marda Gras already?
gore! gore!
If you want Stone Cold to whip the Rock's @$$ at Wrestlemania, give me a hell yeah!!!
"So you were invented by IBM?"
Rattrap: A computer mouse. Hmmm.
Can I play on the part of Men in Black III?
I've been watching too much wrestling.
Megatron: Here's the deal, Starscream. We'll see who will be the leader of the Decepticons. We play Ghost Recon for Xbox Live!
Starscream: Yes. But if I
win, I'm the new leader.
"I forgot Halloween was over."
Computron: I'm gonna bite your finger right off!
