Captions by DeathReviews

"Hurry up and croak so we can get the new toys on shelves!"

'Did you try jiggling the handle?'

"Let's put his hand in a bowl of warm energon!"

"That's it - I'm going for the wishbone!"

"It's been half a year at least - shouldn't they rotate us out and put in something new?"

"Maybe if I stand here holding this PIPE long enough, people will think I'm actually intelligent."

"This is what happens to football when you let people like that Kapaernek guy do their grandstanding..."

"Right - which way to the Grand Line?"

"Must.... control.... fist... of DEATH!"

"I'm DRUNK... I mean.... "Over-Energized!"

"Hello, boss? Did you order any "D-Cuptions"...?"

"Aw man - our careers are SO dead!"

'Kootchie, kootchie koo!'

"My methane propulsion system will save me!"

"Pull my finger! Pull it! Pull it, I say!!!"

"Pull my finger!"

'You guys go on without me, I'm just gonna catch some Z's....'

Gentlemen - to evil!

"I dreamed I was in a really crappy 3rd season! With horrible animation! Silly plot lines! Robot olympics? Nooooooo!"

"Oh mah stars! Ah DO declare ah have the vapors!"

Hmmm. Nope. Too easy....

"I can save 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico!"

I'm voiced by Casey Kasem! Woooooo!

'Can you hear me now? Good.'

In 2015 I'll actually look half way decent? Woo hoo!

"So - we're facing the Patriots again, huh?"

'Ooooh.... yeah, a little higher, that's where the soreness is. Man that knot has been killing me for AGES...'

'Whadda ya mean, ah sound like John Wayne?'

"What the... Who turned to Al Jazeera?"

Pull my finger!