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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Decepticon Stryker

Decepticon Stryker has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Meanwhile, back on Cybertron ...

They just found out they're not getting a Season 4.

Optimus Prime pointing

"Now what the hell's that thing doing over there?"

Dr. Arkeville points to Sparkplug's neck

"There. See? This mole looks exactly like Lou Ferigno riding a jet ski."

Skywarp holding a man

Skywarp: "Is THIS your card?"
Man: "Put me down. Now."

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

"Finally! I CAN BREATHE AGAIN!"

Welcome to Carbombya!

"Welcome to Carbom- Casey, where are you going? Casey? Casey?"

Decepticons sitting and talking

"Alright, I'll say what we're all thinking: Drag Strip was delicious."

Unknown Transformer in The Last Knight

Transformer: "Who am I? WHO AM I!?"
Bay: "You're a brand-new character!"
T: "Oh good!"
B: "Who'll die in a few seconds..."
T: "Okay..Wait what?"

Kids walking through damaged Football Stadium

Looks like the Japanese government tried to capture a live Gyaos again.

Machinima's Transformers Combiner Wars Poster

Elita One's offscreen without her chestplate.

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

Dirge accidentally wanders onto the set of "Dino Riders"

Dr Arkeville becomes a cyborg

"I don't know if I'm a Cyberman, a Borg, or Atomic Man... What I do know is that you won't see me again."

Dr Arkeville becomes a cyborg

"Soooooo why am I in a wheelchair?"

Seaspray and Bumblebee converse

Seaspray: "So, Bay's making another film..."
Bumblebee: "Yep."
SS: "Any chance I might-"
B: "No."

Bumblebee unconscious w/ Seekers

Bumblebee: "Hey guys before you kill me.. Have you ever noticed this camera before?"

Optimus helps Spike up the ladder

OP: "Hurry! Get out of here! Michael Bay's coming!!!"

Football player versus Blitzwing

Football player: "Gonna make a touchdown. Gonna make a touchdown. Gonna make a- Oh you gotta be kidding me..."

Artemis choking Rabbit

Artemis: "IT'S RABBIT SEASON! IT'S NOT F**KING DUCK SEASON!!!!"

Kup holding an Energon goody

Kup: "That's right. This is the last one and I'M going to eat it! Hahahaha-" Kup was never seen again.

Vortex with his hands up in the air

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying aaayyyoh Michael Bayyyoh!

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

After watching several movies with giant bugs, Starscream prepped his new Comicon costume

The Decepticons at their finest

M: Starscream, if you lose your contact ONE MORE TIME after this, I will DESTROY you.

A very lonely Tentakil

The Seacons yet again leave Tentakil because his breath didn't smell like fish.

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