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*Rest In Peace* Robert Stack 5/15/03 (Ultra Magnus) Transformers:The Movie You'll be missed

A little know fact Grenada was a piece of cake to take and Starscream was the reason why

"Hey, Dana yeah it's Billy I'm gonna be a little late for dinner those Deceptican boys are here again.I think their collecting for the Reagan campaign again." In the early days they simply needed a better agent.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME BANDAGES!!!!!I'll say it slowly......He's......a......friggen......ROBOT!!!!!ARGHHHHHHH STOP ARMADA PLEASE!!!!!!!Whats next Optimus telling Fred about safe sex one more time ROBOTS

Wheeljack,"ARGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!" Ratchet,"Shut Up,your the one that pleaded ,"Come on Ratchet I know you can make me into a Head Master."

Arcee,"Don't worry guys the same thing happened to Ratchet,and Megatron in the comic books,and they ended up O.K. and heh they looked alot worse than you two do."

"FOR THE LAST TIME,NO,THAT'S NOT WHAT HEADMASTER MEANS YOU SICK LITTLE HUMAN FREAKS!!!!"

Old Transformers never die they just retire after their knee joints go bad.

"You stole diaclone from us and made it into G1 Transformers,then you wrecked it,honestly Actionmaster what were you thinking,now we hold Optimus and G1 hostage and send you Rid,and Armada.You have yet to fully pay for your crimes soon very soon

"I'm not the worst character any more even i cant stand that girl on rid"

"Man Windcharger this Earth furniture is just to weird."

"THAT'S IT WE'VE HADIT WITH ALL YOU B@ST@RDS AT SEIBERTRON.COM MAKIN FUN OF US ARMADA GUYS, WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR @SS!!!" "BEEP,BEEP,BEEP,BEEP,B@$!,BEEP!!!!"

"With these powers I am now able to challenge the mighty Fat Albert,and his tubby man servant Rerun!"

If I have to watch Armada one more time I'm gonna electrocute myself! "Coming up next on Cartoon Network Transformers Armada marathon."

Megatron," Don't just stand there you fools,get down here and help me find my contact optical enhancher.It fell out again!"

spike thinking,"playing football with a volkswagon and his giant car pals maybe i should rethink this the odds in me getting dead should be pretty good

WHOA WHATS THAT GROWING BACK THERE BETTER HAVE THAT CHECKED OUT AT THE DOCS OFFICE

IRONHIDE THINKING," IF I TRANSFORM NOW I'D KILL RAVAGE, BUT I'D KILL BLASTER TOO.DECISIONS,DECISIONS......AHH THE HELL WITH IT TRANSFORM!!!!!

GALVITRON,"DECEPTICONS NOW WE ARE INVINCABLE WE'VE CAPTURED BILL GATES."

optimus, the temporal probe will be back any minute now,STOP MAKING DIRT ANGELS

this is what rattrap would've looked like if beast machines went on for another year

WHOA THESE GUYS ARE WORSE THAN FLEAS

YOU HAD ME AT HELLO

I WAS SO MUCH COOLER WHEN FURMAN WAS WRITTING ME.

THIS BOY NEEDS MENTAL HELP WITH YOUR DONATION OF 5 DOLLARS HE MAY GET THE HELP HE'S BEEN NEEDING FOR YEARS

BRUTICUS,"I SHOVED THAT HUMAN IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR GONNA EAT HIM. EVEN IF I GOTTA SHOVE 'EM ALL THE WAY DOWN."

spike,"this isn't so bad last time i found him like this he had his arm around grimlock,and asked me if i wanted to have a threesome."