"Yes, Menasor, my pipe is sticking WAAAAAAAY out....so what?"
"Ratchet, waddya mean I left my trailer back at Headquarters ??"
"Okay, Starscream, I'm done fertilizing the front yard...."
"Me Grimlock say, who left this crap on the floor?"
"Optimus, you'll love sniffing this new energon glue!! Optimus...?"
"Carly, let's remove his head and replace it with Wheeljack's !!"
Probably what Armada "Rumble" will look like....
Ravage ---- "Say my name, sexy bitch!"
"Here comes my poop !"
Optimus -- "Rhinox, can I ASS you a question?"
Quintessons are feeling up Starscream and Swindle.
Prime -- "Ratchet, you have no nipples !!"
Daniel -- "What do you mean, I was voted the most annoying character in the TF series?"
"Megatron, I have another cannon for you!"
Windcharger -- "Come here, Arcee, I have something for you"
Autobot love machines
"I just pooped in my pants!"
Galvatron ready to make some "energon" with Soundwave....
Hound -- "Spike is passed out drunk, now's my chance!" UNZIP
I ate the Twinkies, Prime!
Thundercracker -- "Hahaha! Bumblebee's penis is so tiny!"
"Ravage, stop trying to hump me !!"
Why is Wheelie eating his own poop?
C'mon Wheelie, eat that energon !!!!
I am She-Ra Princess of Power!!
Rhinox, I hate to tell you this man. But you've got something growing out your @$$!