Captions by Godzillabot Primal

♫It's time to stay at the: Y-M-C-A!♫

YES! The next MLP episode is on!!!!!

Ah, my secret stash of TFA slash fiction!

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You look stressed.
Get a Trypticon shoulder massage today!

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Look, we know you saw the "merchandise". So we're gonna give you a choice. Sleep with the Sharkticons or snap your Rattletrap

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*snigger* Just wait until they see the rest of Megatron's college photos.

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Megatron's orthodontia is a marvalous way to correct your dental problems.

We just blast the teeth from your mouth so you don't ever have to worry about them again!

The new Guitar Villain sequel to ever populer Guitar Hero was...less then successful

Finally Hasbro will relese a Stan Bush repaint of Soundwave

Walmart, where we get paid little and only get the first wave

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Spike: Looks like you can't run away now Arcee...

Arcee: Ugh! Gross!

Don't move. Their eyesight is based on movement.

Mmm...Beans always affect me this way...

Soon...you will join us...The Transfandom

Eww! Something cold and metalic touched my lower back!

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Ratchet: My god Ironhide! The number of sexual captions regarding our positions in this photo...they're off the charts!

Cybertron feels so violated

Look kid, it's wierd enough that your room is tall enough for a giant robot, but don't add your nightmares to the mix!

Cerebros: Look, the fan community hates you. You've got to die!

Daniel: But I don't wanna die!

Cerebros: Too bad.

Like what you see?

Ewww...It's all over his cannon!

Trust me, you really don't want to know what is happening off-screen

Censored for your protection

He just saw what Carly looks like in DOTM...he likes it

Dull suprise?

I told Soundwave not to telecast The Walking Dead, but nooooo!

I changed my mind about joining the fraternity!

*Unzipping sounds* *Sighes of relief* *Yelled of digust*

Okay I'll give all you generic Seekers names!
Megastorm? Iontrail? Blastback? Sparkstreaker? Go-Wing? Gunshot? Missileboy?

after the "Event" Megatron was never quite the same

You're going to watch our interprative dance, and you're going to like it!

At least wait until Machine Wars, then I'll turn into a jet!

Where my money?

BW Blackarachnia is way sexier then our boob-less Blackarachnia and you know it!

Are you ready to Frenzy?! Or is it Rumble?

To be or not to be, that is the question.

Interesting...you know I-Look! A squerrel!

...and as you see, our biology is fairly similar to the humans. We even have the same downloading locations!

Deluxe class figure: $10.99
Voyager class figure: $19.00
Scared shitless Japanese drive: Priceless

It isn't your fualt that the lab blows up daily...well it is actually

Ratchet: And in this one episode of House MD they...

Wheeljack: *Thinking* Shut up, shut up SHUT UP!

He just saw that he got his ass whooped by Shockwave in Spotlight

Actually a showing of Twilight and a exclusive preview of Glee

It worked for Alice

Grimlock was never quite the same after he looked through Optimus's internet history

He see's dead people

He just saw the number of captions on this contest

Oh crap! He found the Dorito stash!

Grimlock's interpritation of the big cute eyes didn't go very well

He just relized what SOPA is