Captions by Laserbot

::Vortex watches a work out video::

Vortex: And 1 and 2 , and 1 and 2 common ladies feel the burn!

Quint: Murmph, thats my face...

Prime: Oh uhh sorry

::sets hand on otherside::

Quint: Muuumph thats my face too!

Prime: err.....

Dev: "man this blows... im right handed!!"

::Linkinpark music plays in the back ground:: "Crawwling... in... my.. skin..."

SS: Shut up Soundwave!!!

SW: ::Holds costumes light up panals:: "Can't... cover... adio receptors!! Urrk..."

Scourge: "When i get out of this RRGG!! Im going to kill RRGG those constructicons for pouring sement on us RRRR!!! those Dumb a*'s were only suposed to target the autobots arrrgg!!!"

Springer: "..."

Cup: "..."

BLurr:"WhatDoWeDo!WhatDoWeDo!ItsGanaEatTheShip,huhuhuWhatDoWeDo!Pleas,O PleaseDoSomething!?"
UM:"I cant deal with that right now!" Hotrod: Its gana eat its way through!"
Wheelie:"Big round slug need lots of grub.. it thinks

Dr. Man: "bring me the next pair of cajoined twins...::turns around:: haa!"

SD:"hey who you staring at..." SS:" yea you try taking yourself apart and see how well you fair..."

ooohhh Noooo!!! not another repaint!!!!! haaa!!!

SS:hurry go get the giant rolled up newspapper!!
R: gees good thing the sunday funies add extra weight!

Cyclonus:"Stop! Stop! I wont fail the mission next time just please stop mooning meee!!
Soundwave:"?..."

Bumbblbee:"he look gys I get my very own minicon!"
"thats nothing were all powerlinx"

Sowndwave runs out of juce... "Damn these key krank soldiers!"

Rumble: "::Whistle:: ho ya i love my new partime job! its a niceway to make up from those stupid pay cuts, stupid dirctors always screw me up... hey i wonder if i could get a job as a trolley driver too?!"

this is why you dont let Autobots play base ball...

D's:"come on cubs!!go cubs go cubs goooo!!"
Cubs fan: "you arnt the cheer leaders i remember?" the D's all fall in big heap Cubs Fan: "Dog Pile! lol" Decepticon: "Ho shu

Kup "This little light of mine, im gana let it shine, let it shine, let it shine...."
::sharkticon eats the energon:: Kup "Or not haaa!" ::runs::

Minister:"yeeeesss i told you a milion times that is the new President of the US. now can i continu on saying how we will concurr the pathetic US people even though more than half our troops have been illiminated.... ummm.... but thats not true e

reporter: "is it true that Optimus has been located in Iraq beatng the hell out of its soldiers?!"
Minister: "there is no such ting as Opimusin Iraq crazy US people making things up ::on back screen it starts to show Opimus des

"Tracks!!" "what?!" "you frgot to put you mask on for acting your ruining the show!!" "ups umm where is it where is it...ha here it is" ::puts on:: "ummmm..::snickers:: yup t

the Decepticons moon the autobots...
Optimus Prime:"Retreat!!"

Demolisher: "feee fyyy fooo thup i smell...(fred farts)...ewww what do i smell... crap, it smells like crap... waite can i smell? man it must be really bad then its shortin out my cercuts haaaa" ::falling::
Rad:"run carlos, fr

bumblbee: "umm what are you doing?"
Seaspray: "im practiing my HOME ALONE bit..."
Bumblbee: "ho... ok let me try...hehem... Kevn!!"
Spike: "these are my friends... -_-"

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the Decepticons rejoice afer finally getting Blurr to shut up...bugl boil melt...

Unicron: "haa my next target the planet..." Sideways:"boooob..."
Unicron: "shut up, dont make me eat you!"

hummm... i didnt know they made magazeins this big...

Scourg had been repairing the base with a verry strong glue...well Megaoctane was acting like an moron and he slaped his head in discust...well he just figured out that he cant remove it from his head... -_-

Ramjet:"ho ya... hey macarana hiiiaa!"

Shockwave:"ho no not pikachu's electric atack! darn pok'e-freaks how did such an cheaply animated show get so popular, and we work our butts off for what... getting whooped to he trash and hasbrow comes up with Armada haaggg!&am