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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Omega Prime

Omega Prime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Megatron with his "super weapon"

I'll be there in a minute Soundwave let me tap this off.

Boy dressed as Rodimus Prime

My mom worked 4 hours on this thng and i feel like a queer..hope the neighborhood kids don't see me.

The Decepticons stand on a cliff

Skywarp: Don't worry Thundercracker megatron usually lays like this for a good hour after Cybertron porn.

Megatron w/ Sunstreaker & Sideswipe

looks like Sipewipe is gonna give him the fµ©kin finisher and pin him!

Megatron w/ Sunstreaker & Sideswipe

looks like Sidwipe is gonna wipe him out with a fµ©kin Rock Bottom while sunstreaker holds him!

Megatron w/ Sunstreaker & Sideswipe

oh no! Megatron is getting double teamed and is taking a huge beating!

Megatron w/ Sunstreaker & Sideswipe

you bastards stop taking my wrestling ideas!

Cerebros making faces

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Cerebros making faces

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Gort's conversation

Gort: so you wanna get it on in my house or do you wanna play Twister?

Jazz gets on Starscream

Starscream: harder! harder! harder you dumb fµ©k!

Spike w/ a BIG gun.

Spike, give my cock back!

Wheeljack next to a crying Minerva

Minerva: how could you?! I thought I was the only Transformer that the red missle fµ©ked!

Wheeljack next to a crying Minerva

Minerva: how could you?! I thought I was the only Transformer that the red missle fµ©k me!

Megatron w/ Sunstreaker & Sideswipe

Is that a rocket attached to his shoulder or is it Megatrons big cock?

Devastator gets slagged!

Devastator: I gave you $50 bucks so you better suck it harder bitch!

Devastator gets slagged!

Slag: me Slag crush your fµ©kin cock! Devastator: fµ©kin dino crushed my cock! what am I gonna do if I have to masturbate?!

Devastator gets slagged!

Slag: me Slag crush your fµ©kin cock! Devastator: fµ©kin dino crushed my cock!

Megatron w/ Sunstreaker & Sideswipe

welcome to SmackDown! looks like the match has started with Megatron getting Gored! ah fµ©k! not his cock again!

Megatron w/ Sunstreaker & Sideswipe

finally, an image thats similar to the image with Slag and Devastator

Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

Cy: WAAAAAA! the Autobots shot me with a toy gun! WAAAAAA!

Chromia points a finger @ Ironhide

which one you want, #1 cock sucking or #2 ass fµ©kin?

Ravage finds his litter box

Rav: fµ©kin Rumble put super ex-lax in my energon! NNNNNNGH! come out already!NNNGH!

Ravage finds his litter box

Rav: fµ©kin Rumble put ex-lax in my energon! NNNNNNGH! come out already!NNNGH!

Ravage finds his litter box

Starscream: looks like Ravage is havin another fµ©kin diarea! Rav: shut the fµ©k up bitch! UUUUUUUGGHHH!!!!

Ravage finds his litter box

Rav: I know I have some spare rockets in here... uuuuugggghhhh!

Ravage finds his litter box

Rav: finally, out of Soundwave to s£!t. Wave: fµ©kin..Ravage..s£!t in..me..circuits..faili............

Optimus looking at Rhinox's ass!

Prime: watch where you aim that fµ©kin thing! Rhinox: shut the fµ©k up monkey ass!

Computron holds Galvatron

Coputron is deciding which way is the most painful; crush or eat

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

small guy in the middle:you two stop spreading your legs this instant

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

Rum: after you lay down, you try to stick your cock in the pussy Wave: disconnecting optical and hearing senser

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

Rum: after you lay down, you try to stick your cock in the pussy Wave: disconnecting optical and wave senser

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

Rum: I figured we got an energon overdose but what the fµ©k is up about the cum and orgasm here?!

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

Decepticons weakness is when they fµ©k Decepticon girls and collaspe from orgasm and they could get scrambled circuits if they fµ©k too hard

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

Decepticons weakness is when they fµ©k Decepticon girls and collaspe from orgasm

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

Arcee took out Rumble and Soundwave by flashing them then giving them a huge orgasm

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

this fµ©kin orgasm sure last a long time

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

Megatron:Why are you sleeping on our job?! Rumble: we got fµ©kin wacked up by the Autobots! Wave:Afirmitive

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

Rum: this fµ©kin orasm sure last a long time!

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

that whore sure knows how to fµ©k!

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

Cliffjumper died jumping off a cliff. Prime: so. we could always paint Bumblebee red

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

your gay mirage.

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

Arcee gave me one hell of a orgy! uh-oh! my cock! getting bigger! harder! need more orgies! AAAAAGH!

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

Arcee And Elita sucked my cock, then they made me tit fµ©k them, then ass fµ©king. the ass fµ©king was "hard" work! AAAAH YEAH!

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

Arcee was one HELL of a cock lovin bitch! AAAAAAAH! orgies!

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

I told you so! Arcee can give you orgies that not even Grimlock can handle even if he has Titanium-Alloy on his cock!

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

this is what happens when you go to the waste-disposal center. you get s£!t stucked in you!

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

Wake up bitch! why did you overdose yourself with drugs again?!

Megatron points at his head

Meg: the more I do drugs the more mey fµ©kin head shrinks! now gimme those fµ©kin drugs!

Megatron points at his head

your fµ©kin retarted Megatron! Meg: I know!


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