The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Omega Prime
I'll be there in a minute Soundwave let me tap this off.
My mom worked 4 hours on this thng and i feel like a queer..hope the neighborhood kids don't see me.
Skywarp: Don't worry Thundercracker megatron usually lays like this for a good hour after Cybertron porn.
looks like Sipewipe is gonna give him the fµ©kin finisher and pin him!
looks like Sidwipe is gonna wipe him out with a fµ©kin Rock Bottom while sunstreaker holds him!
oh no! Megatron is getting double teamed and is taking a huge beating!
you bastards stop taking my wrestling ideas!
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Gort: so you wanna get it on in my house or do you wanna play Twister?
Starscream: harder! harder! harder you dumb fµ©k!
Spike, give my cock back!
Minerva: how could you?! I thought I was the only Transformer that the red missle fµ©ked!
Minerva: how could you?! I thought I was the only Transformer that the red missle fµ©k me!
Is that a rocket attached to his shoulder or is it Megatrons big cock?
Devastator: I gave you $50 bucks so you better suck it harder bitch!
Slag: me Slag crush your fµ©kin cock! Devastator: fµ©kin dino crushed my cock! what am I gonna do if I have to masturbate?!
Slag: me Slag crush your fµ©kin cock! Devastator: fµ©kin dino crushed my cock!
welcome to SmackDown! looks like the match has started with Megatron getting Gored! ah fµ©k! not his cock again!
finally, an image thats similar to the image with Slag and Devastator
Cy: WAAAAAA! the Autobots shot me with a toy gun! WAAAAAA!
which one you want, #1 cock sucking or #2 ass fµ©kin?
Rav: fµ©kin Rumble put super ex-lax in my energon! NNNNNNGH! come out already!NNNGH!
Rav: fµ©kin Rumble put ex-lax in my energon! NNNNNNGH! come out already!NNNGH!
Starscream: looks like Ravage is havin another fµ©kin diarea! Rav: shut the fµ©k up bitch! UUUUUUUGGHHH!!!!
Rav: I know I have some spare rockets in here... uuuuugggghhhh!
Rav: finally, out of Soundwave to s£!t. Wave: fµ©kin..Ravage..s£!t in..me..circuits..faili............
Prime: watch where you aim that fµ©kin thing! Rhinox: shut the fµ©k up monkey ass!
Coputron is deciding which way is the most painful; crush or eat
small guy in the middle:you two stop spreading your legs this instant
Rum: after you lay down, you try to stick your cock in the pussy Wave: disconnecting optical and hearing senser
Rum: after you lay down, you try to stick your cock in the pussy Wave: disconnecting optical and wave senser
Rum: I figured we got an energon overdose but what the fµ©k is up about the cum and orgasm here?!
Decepticons weakness is when they fµ©k Decepticon girls and collaspe from orgasm and they could get scrambled circuits if they fµ©k too hard
Decepticons weakness is when they fµ©k Decepticon girls and collaspe from orgasm
Arcee took out Rumble and Soundwave by flashing them then giving them a huge orgasm
this fµ©kin orgasm sure last a long time
Megatron:Why are you sleeping on our job?! Rumble: we got fµ©kin wacked up by the Autobots! Wave:Afirmitive
Rum: this fµ©kin orasm sure last a long time!
that whore sure knows how to fµ©k!
Cliffjumper died jumping off a cliff. Prime: so. we could always paint Bumblebee red
your gay mirage.
Arcee gave me one hell of a orgy! uh-oh! my cock! getting bigger! harder! need more orgies! AAAAAGH!
Arcee And Elita sucked my cock, then they made me tit fµ©k them, then ass fµ©king. the ass fµ©king was "hard" work! AAAAH YEAH!
Arcee was one HELL of a cock lovin bitch! AAAAAAAH! orgies!
I told you so! Arcee can give you orgies that not even Grimlock can handle even if he has Titanium-Alloy on his cock!
this is what happens when you go to the waste-disposal center. you get s£!t stucked in you!
Wake up bitch! why did you overdose yourself with drugs again?!
Meg: the more I do drugs the more mey fµ©kin head shrinks! now gimme those fµ©kin drugs!
your fµ©kin retarted Megatron! Meg: I know!
