Captions by Optimusizzy

Megatron originator of the piledriver the move and the bar.

Wheel Jack: What do you wany us to tell Optimus when he gets back.
Skyfire: Tell him Im going to My hangar with this possible traitor and Im not going to be back for 3000 astro seconds.

Ratchet: No Wheeljack we re't secretly dating I just tripped backwards and landed here.
Wheeljack: Sure I know what happens on Earth stays on earth.
Teletran 1: A little bit more to the left. Yeah thats the spot.

In my atteps to get the autobots to fly like the decepticons this was the best I could do.

Hound: You walk now I see a pink jeep over there and I don't want her to see me with My human.
Spike: Fine Your not going to be in Transformers 2.

Spike: No Hound you break down after we pick up the girl not before.
Hound: Damn Ratchet gone Hollywood and Wheel Jack is on a mission.

Girl: Is this the place to go to find all that Section 7 merchadise

Hey Isn,t that Frenzy falling there!

For the Last time Ravage I had nothing to do with you not being in the movie

Look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane its a war between Beast Wars and Generation 1 to see whos better?

Optimus Prime tribute to the Bee Gees

Optimus Prime: Go that way to find the Hasbro distributer of the 20th aneversary Optimus Prime available now.

Bouncer: Listen up everyone dressed in anything resembly an animal must go. And will be considered geeky by all the nerds that dressed like robots.

Spike: (Sucsess now that I touched a woman the thought of being trampeled by A giant robot doesnt seem as bad now.)
Mikaela: (Good nopw that he's drooling and probably paralise with the fact that he just touched me I can escape as the Decepticons us

I was hoping for Beast Wars Scorponok not kill everything in sight robot

Kup: Cellebrate while you can boys! Next Year were inviting Primus and we all know were he stads on Energon Highs

Oil cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whith gas prices so high Optimus must limit his movement

I challenge Cybertrons Prime to see who is the better fire truck

Bumblebee: I"m sorry telatran 1 I have a crush on Vector Sigma now.

Optimus Prime: For the last time you can not enter if your name isn't on the list.
Rad: But you let Spike in
Optimus Prime: Spike is at the drinking age

Dragstrip didn"'t take the news well when he found out he was beeing cut from casting of Beast Wars

Starscream: I knew fusing organic birds with robotic components will back fire on us.

Dr. Arcaville: At least we didn't go with mokeys

A young Steven Speilberge loks up and says to himself "I can direct 2 movies involving dinosaurs and robots that transform!"

Galvitron this is the computer image of your son if you mate with a sharkticon

Time to create another lacky.

I guess I'm on time for breakfast

I knew there was a reason why Megatron never destroyed the earth.