Captions by PredaKing

Soundwave: "What is it that you are doing Lord Galvatron?"
Galvatron: "Quiet you fool. I need to concentrate; as soon as I learn how to power up, I can audition for a role on Dragonball Z."
Cyclonus: "You do

Though they seemed happy now, their joy was soon distinquished. As their special, like the Aerospace program, was beaten by a Connie Chong Christmas.

Mega-Octane: "Strong stuff huh, those Fisherman Friends"

Ratchet: "I see the problem, you've got a whiplash"
Wheeljack: "I ALWAYS have a whiplash!"
Ratchet: "No, I mean your neck"
Wheeljack: "Hmmmm, I've never had one of THOSE e

Twincast: "How many times have I told Ratchet I need a locking mechanism!"

Megatron: "Eat your heart out Baryshnikov!"

Hot Rod: "Well Kup, at least your not giving them Viagra"

Weirdwolf: "Were supposed to be Headmasters, not "stand-on-each-other-masters"

Yeah, another "Hole-in-one!"

Rhinox: *Sigh* "I miss my chaingun"

Inter----ty: the only way for this 'con to travel (at least it's beats the hell out of amtrak)

Any Autobot: "OH NO, it's Rumble!!!! Oh yeah,and Frenzy is with him."

Why do you fear Rumble more; they are the same bot! What the F#%k?!

Rhinox: "Yeah Rattrap, don't tell Optimus, but I am so wasted."

Jazz: Medic!

So this is what they call "back-up"

Why can't I do this? Michael Jackson did!

Slag it Ironhide, this not the kind of pussy I meant!

Upsa Daisy!

Now my blood sugar is dangerously high!

I wish I had these injuries earlier, then I had that role on "flying doctors"

Not now MO, I've got a splitting headache!

SLAG!

can i have a toy?

Dirge: "Hey you guys, I just realized that I suck."

Anyways,

Young Peter Griffin: "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?"
Man: "Cause you touch yourself at night."

It's my belief that PlasmaRadio has already said it all. SUCK IT Go-bots!!!

Invisible voice: If your blue and you don't know where to go to. Why don't you go where fashion sits?
Starscream: Put it on The Ritz!

"Megatron come back!!! Don't leave me here; I might turn into a contradiction of my character just as Armada Starscream did it to me."

Shockwave: "Perhaps if I lie perfectly still they won't see me?" Grimlock: "We Dinobots may be dumb but we not that stupid you cold piece of slag!" Slag: "Hey! Why is it they my name means something

Ironhide: "Hey, Blaster. When I said I was going to get you into my backend this wasn't what I had in mind."
Ravage: "What the f*ck!?! I'm out of here."
Blaster: "Oh no you don't!

Damn Elephants. Who knew that their mouths were big enough to swallow me or that their a**holes were big enough to let me go!?!

Megatron: Hey, Starscream. Do they make "Oops, I crapped my pants" for giant robots??