Captions by Ryuki

(Galvatron off screen): oh, I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just going to hurt you really-really bad!!

"Alright, who is the one plugging my fusion cannon ??!! STARSCREAAAAMM !!!!"

ARE WE THERE YET ?

Dragstrip: Rumble, Do you realized that 'Action Master' line is already dead ?!

When I'm saying "I want a cassette playing on me while I'm driving." This is not what I had in my mind !!

Dragstrip: this is the last time I will take Soundwave plead to babysit his cassettes while he is away.

Brawn: maybe if I put out the batteries from his back, he will stop functioning.
Soundwave: Stupid Brawn, my batteries is in my weapoooooooo...bzzt, click*

A new toyline from Hasbro, Decepticon Pretender.
Featuring Brawn with Soundwave pretender shell.

Brawn: now whose the daddy now, huh ? Who is it ??

Sari: Romeo; Oh, Romeo. Why thou have to die ?

Optimus:Hot Rod, take the Matrix...
Sari:er, Optimus... I'm not Hot Rod ?!
Optimus: well, you have same color scheme with him!

Sari: if I kiss him, would he be awaken like that scene in Sleeping Beauty ?

Bumblebee:I think it would more like a Kiss Player scene to me...

Praise Primus, Allelujah !!!

Quick, call the ambulance!! There's a kid that trapped with a cycle in here !!!

Scrapper: Vector Sigma!! I'm in such a hurry that I forgot to shave and put off my hobo hat!!
Sari: urm~, you also forgot to put your pants...
Scrapper: PRIMUS!!!

Scrapper : Lost child here!! Anybody who feel separated from his pretender protoform child can find it here !!

Scrapper: C'mon kids, Stand up! today we will singing "Old Mcdonald" !!

Optimus: What do you mean there is no season 4 for us ??

Optimus reaction when knowing the truth behind "Kiss player"

I'll get you next time, GADGET !!!

It's a base, It's a plane, It is Omega Supreme!!

Omega Supreme being hired as security for Lady Gaga concert in cybertron.

these 3 bots want to get role in DOTM.
Michael Bay respond: let,s give it the look of Alpha Trion, in Perceptor color, name it "Sentinel Prime" and we give it these 3's personality: scientist, wise & jerk!

well, isn't this an irony... a decepticon whose alt mode was supposed to be power shovel trapped in the ice ?

Optimus: how many times I should tell you that Frenzy is Red and Rumble is Blue ??!! And don't play deaf on me, just bcuz that you're looking old! I'm gonna stomp you with my chin if you said the opposite again!!

Optimus: NO,NO,NO!!!, How many times I should tell you that we don't open job for Superhero sidekicks role in here ?!!

Nanosec: then, how about super-villain ??

Optimus: are you Samuel James Witwicky ?, descendant of... Whoops, wrong continuity line...

Optimus: you sure looks old for a guy that is supposed to be around 20 years old...
Nanosec: well, they don't call me "Nino Sexton" for nothing...

Optimus: My chin is longer than yours !!

staring contest between human and robot BEGIN !!

DO YA FEEL LUCKY PUNK ?!

Grimlock attempt to fill the role of Legendary Godzilla

Trypticon: Trypticon want piggyback !!

Metroplex:so many fembots and none of them is the same size as me, f**k this gay earth.
Trypticon: did Metroplex just said something for being gay ?

Trypticon: now, now, Metroplex. Don't be gloomy, Your design on the FOC game wasn't that bad...

DAT feel when you are the only one that died at the end of series.
DAT feel when you're also the only one that didn't make out to be a character in Prime, instead it's a female motorcycle that replace you...

Megatron: sigh~, it have passed 1 hours & I still can't thinking what caption should I put on this caption contest in Seibertron...

Megatron: I have been on Facebook for over 2 years, but no one ever add me to their friends list until now...(sigh~)

Megatron: the hell with this crystal ball ?!, I'm trying to get the vision of my future and yet it keep showing some wacko in purple called Galva-whatever...

Dr.Arkeville: IT'S ALIVE!!!

Megatron:how is that Emmett Brown fleshling that we turned into Arkeville substitute ??
Starscream: Well,...
Arkeville(EB): Back to the Torture!!

DR.Arkeville:Let's see, maybe after I wetwilling his ear, I believe he would talk...

Sparkplug: I'LL TALK!!, I'LL TALK!!!

(continue)
Starscream, Where do you get this wacko ??!!

DR.Arkeville:see that hole in his neck?I just need to put a spark plug inside it then this android will works out like the real Sparkplug in which that spark plug will turn on the electric spark inside this robot...

Megatron (offscreen): Aargh, Starscr

DR.Arkeville: Sooner or later after I inject a truth serum in your neck, you will talk, Mr. Bond!!

Sparkplug: Who the heck is Mr. Bond?! I'm told you many times my name is Sparkplug!!

optimus ( in flinstones voice) : get away from me, dino !!

Grimlock: stop, Optimus !, Me might be a T-Rex but me no Beast Wars Megatron & Optimus was no Optimus Primal !!

Optimus: I know, but after I got those bad dreams 4 million years ago, I'm so upset that I just feeling to kick some metal T-Rex ass nearby

Optimus Prime(dying) :(COUGH)... here Grimlock, take the matrix... now, arise Grimlockimus Prime !!

Grimlock: Me got the touch, ME GOT THE POWER, YEAAAAHHHHH !!!

Side Burn: OK, T-AI hear this; fish doesn't have a nose, so how do they smell ?

T-AI: stinks, like your joke!

Side Burn : having problems, T-AI ?

T-AI: yeah, I forgot to change the regional setting on Teletraan & now it can't read the Japanese text....