Captions by SentinelA

They put Will Ferrel's ass on their news feed but will not change this picture.

Prime: Maybe if you climb this fucking latter, Siebertron.com will change this picture!

Prime: Aren't you tired of this picture?
Spike: Yep!

Scrapper: You want a piece of me?
Blitzwing: No I want a kiss!

IS THERE NO GOD?

Who farted?

He sunk my battleship!

Damn, no bars!

Sentinel: I do NOT look like The Tick!

What? You didn't do anything with my dick?

Does this thing includes a waste desposal unit?

Am I Locutus of Borg?

Who's a G1 knockoff?

Ugh! I sharted!

Sari: Prime, I think it's time you cut back on the tanning bed.

Reflector: I don't know about you Soundwave, but I thought Command and Conquer would be more fun.

Megatron:
The hell with y'all. I'm going into my mancave

Prime: Sparkplug, tell them if they don't let us go, you'll become angry and use your powers.
SP: What powers? Whoooa!
Prime: Holy crap! What's happening? The power of Primus compells you!

Prime: The power of Primus compells you!

I'm really a boy.

That's all well and good but I don't see how it applies to.....WWWWWhat?

OK,who's giving me head?

THIS is why he's called Sparkplug!

Have you seen this mole? It's huge!

BACON! Me smell bacon!

When did I become the size of Devastator?

MO: Are you Optimus Prime?
Scourge: (sighs) For the last time..No!

Would you like to eat this glowstick?

Prime: Get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty ape!

Please don't take my picture!

Can we get Omega Supreme some condoms...PLEASE?