Captions by Skywarp64

CARAMELLDANSEN!

Who you gonna call?

Hang on a sec, you're not Mikaela! You're just a stunt double!

Oh, this thing? I'm auditioning for the Gremlins movie later.

That's right, bend over and receive my white fuel.

Im in ur teletraan 1
moving ur wires

Another repaint? GIMME GIMME GIMME

And whoever gets the most votes must leave the island and never come back.

Ratchet: *click* How's it hummin'?
Wheeljack: Did he just?

Looks like Grimlock walked in on Breakdown. Someone go get the Black Arachnia pictures.

"PLEASE get us off this show! IT'S MELTING OUR BRAINS!"

"Blasted Robot Heros line! No articulation at all!"

"C'mon, Prime, I want to go on THAT ride!"
"Sorry, son. It's time to head home. Get in the car."

"Son, we need to talk. Now, I understand that lately you've been having certain stirrings. There is a reason for it. It's never easy to explain, but it all starts at the ages of 8-12, and it involves those red spots you've been seeing on your face lately.

"I KNOW my head is in there SOME place..."

"I'll discard this outfit that gives me the exact appearance and voice of the sole enemy leader, and then never use it again! Great plan, right guys?"

"DAMNIT, SCAVENGER!"

"Wait a minute! You're not a cop!"

AND I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEE FALLIN' (FALLIN', NOW I'M, FREE FALLIN') FREE FAAAAALLIN'

"Do not worry. I am an emergency vehicle."

"Damnit, I KNEW I should've paid more than 5 bucks for that new chestplate!"

"I'm leaving you for Bumblebee. Farewell!"

"Just give it up, Megatron. Yoda doesn't live in there anymore."

You see, Megatron? I TOLD you floating rocks exist!

Optimus and Megs seem to be enjoying their time in Cirque du Soleil.