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Transformers: Embracing Gender Diversity Since 1984

Blitzwing was merely blowing dust from Scrapper's optics, but Reflector walked in on them at the wrong time...resulting in this awkward Kodak moment.

What happens when Geewunners take over the world.

Who stuffed dry ice in my hand thruster?!

Damn energon burrito....

"Dude, did you--"

"No."

"But I smell--"

"Motormaster's having energon indigestion again."

Motormaster: "Damn it, Soundwave! You gave me the wrong holographic driver files! I'm MOTORmaster, not Mixmaster!"

Dragstrip: "No, your wallet's not in the dashboard cuz I don't have a frickin' dashboard! Now get your hands offa me!"

Leave Prowl alone, guys. Just because he's a bit of a prick doesn't mean he doesn't deserve an MP toy.

"You turn into a damn TAPE RECORDER and even YOU'RE bigger than me?! I've had enough of this sh!t!"

Soundwave: "Back-rub, unsolicited. Paparazzi snapshot, anticipated. Situation, awkward."

Sari: I tell ya, all that air-conditioning is NOT doing your complexion any favors....

You call this "cyberization"?! You just put a Tin Man costume on me, and strapped to your grandfather's electric wheelchair!

Yo, dat free travel pass is fo' da OLD Sentinel in dem movies. Now either pay up, or get yo ass offa my bus!

My head does NOT look like a blue jelly bean with a face! Does it?

"Oh, quit complaining, Brawn! A retool of PRID Bulkhead is still a toy. I almost made it as a Masterpiece figure as MP-10's accessory, damn it! And they had to screw it up with BUDGET problems!

I got replaced by Rollar, damn it! Friggin' ROLLAR!"

RATCHET: "Someone bring out that captured Vehicon. I need to plant a tracking device so that we can follow it back to--..."

GRIMLOCK: "Mmmm, crunchy!"

RATCHET: Grimlock, I needed that!"

Me Grinlock told you neighbor! No rev car up after midnight! Me Grimlock need beauty sleep!

Grimlock's stint as a hotel busboy came to an abrupt end when he tried to open the car doors for a guest the Dinobot way.

"Me Grimlock get part-time job as scrapyard metal compactor."

What is that graffiti? Looks like some human male's junk. Told ya not to transform into city mode and spend the night next to a ghetto.

Listen carefully, class; the most important part of a successful facelift lies in the first incision, right behind the ear.... Done well, it should be almost unnoticeable, with minimal scarring.

I am Kwai-Chang Caine. I will help you.

Guys, "hiding in plain sight" doesn't work when your alt mode's a giant robot head.

How many times have I told you?! Bending over serves as your transformation sequence! You can't MOON anyone when you're a Headmaster!

Step away from me, Ironhide. Do you have any idea what Transformers fans would say about this scene 26 years down the line?!

After winning a ten-hour battle of Tekken against Megatron, Prime celebrates by reenacting the scene where Kazuya throws his dad into a volcano.

"Hi, my name is Blitzwing...and I'm an energonoholic."

(CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!)

Bulkhead: "Get in mah belly!!!

Optimus: This itch...on my nose...gotta scratch it...transforming...now!