Captions by Soda Pop Kurtis

Animorphs are good for one thing: GARBAGE!!

The world is saddened today as Rattrap, the lovable Maximal commited suicide.

Witnesses say he shouted, "F*** Beast Machines" before leaping to his death.

Tracks you know better than to lick my smokestacks in the winter time.

Kumbaya my lord! Kumbaya!

Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.

Whoa Rodimus what I dream I had. You were in this alternate universe where you transformed into some kind of Jet Truck. You worked for some Quintesson wannabe, Optimus Prime was fat and there was this really annoying guy named Kicker or something.

Hasbro Exec 1: So what do you propose we do about this Shockwave fellow?

Hasbro Exec 2: Well due to budget concerns we may have to lay him off. I mean it's not like he actually contributes to the series.

Hasbro Exec 1: Yes, but he is a loyal em

Good day everyone. Today we have learned a valuable lesson. It is not wise for female Autobot to cheat on his husband with a Decepticon. Often times this kind of relationship will wind up turning violent in the end and will most likely wind up on my show.

I'm turning you into poo!

Why in the blue hell are you clapping, Carly, they are only playing the same damn cheesy background music!!!!

Behold!!! The Ultimate Pocket Protector!!!

I'd love to stick my horns in her!!!

Starscream: At last the extermination of Megatron and the stupid writers he hired to make him look good.

Ramjet: Yes Starscream, you've finally done it. You were the leader, then the writers screwed it up by making Menasor appear from no where and

McMahon: It is a dark day for the WWE. Its seems that Paul Heyman and Megatron have teamed up to recreate ECW. This combination leaves the WWE in jeopardy. Damn you Paul Heyman and damn you Megatron.

Crowd: E-C-Dub!! E-C-Dub!!

Kup: WOW!!! I never knew a Metallica concert would be this awesome.

Optimus: Vector Sigma is reportedly the most powerful computer in the galaxy, what could possibly go wrong with it?

Alpha Trion: It runs on Windows XP Prime, who knows what went wrong!!

Megatron: Dammit, Shockwave, haven't I told you not to call me on my cell phone. Do you realize how much I pay per minute to call Cybertron? Verizon's ripping me a new a-hole.

Daniel Witwicky, more than 1 million volts of electricity will be passed through your body until all life functions have ceased. Have you any requests before sentence is carried out.

Daniel: Please, let me go, I'll be quiet, I promise.

Executio

It has been proven. Soundwave is in fact one big giant rat.

Magnus: Galvatron, I thought you said you could hold your liquor.

Arcee: Who cares Magnus let's just do it right here, right now.

Where's Waldo?

Magnus: Big, huh, wanna suck it?

Arcee: That's sexual harassment, and I don't have to take it.

Onslaught: What happened Optimus how did we get here> And how did our colors change.

Optimus: I don't know Onslaught, those jerks at Hasbro must have been stoned when they thought of RiD.

Citizens of Iraq, be on the lookout for a Red tractor-trailer with a grey trailer. We believe it houses America's deadliest WMD's.

I think Barry Bonds is most definitely lying about them steroids.

Chip: Time to check the e-mail.

(reads aloud): Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

(response): What the crap, its all people ever ask me, I got just the thing for you... DELETED!!!!!!!

WAZZAAAAAAP!!!

Rumble: If you thought working for Megatron was bad, you should try working for the New York MTA. I knew I should have joined the union.

Iraqi: Blast Off, be careful with those WMD's, we don't want Bush on our asses.

Blast Off: Keep your turban on. Now remember our deal, we get Saddam's oilfields in exhange for stashing these WMD's on Cybertron.

Iraqi: Of course m

Michael Moore (in Pink Limo): Hah, that ought to show those Disney morons. No one will ever suspect that we are really showing Fahrenheit 9/11 instead of Transformers: The Movie.

Guard: Hmm, a nuclear powered Walther P-38, a box of Ricin bombs and Saddam's tape recorder. President Bush should be happy now that I've found the WMD's. I may even be promoted.

Bombshell: Dammit Hasbro. If your gonna turn me into an Energon figure at least use my real name.

Springer: Can you keep a secret?
Razorclaw: Yes!
Springer: Ok, Rodimus is just not cutting it as Autobot leader, I mean the boy is always crying.