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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Sondura1

Sondura1 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Ravage biting Bumblebee

bb:I am hold michal bay ransom for...ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!!*evil music*
*holds pinky up to face* Muahahahahahaha!!Muahahaha!Muahahahaha

Get It On!

Jazz(off screen):Bow chicka bowow chicka bowow chicka chicka bow
Prime:GO AWAY!
jazz:No!
Prime:I hat you!
jazz:...hat?
prime:yes hat!
jazz:...is eileta even awake?
prime:no why do you ask
me:I think that might have been to long...

Arcee comforts Wheelie

Wheelie:Your breast simply are the best!

Rattrap and a mouse

Rattrap:Hey baybeh you come here often?

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

*starscream*Soundwave, where is Ratbat!?
*soundwave*Why?
*starscream*It is time for a long overdue revenge!

Little kid wears Megatron costume

*megatron*I HATE PRETENDER SHELLS!!!

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

(rumble?)now let make you a headmaster ...
anybody have a screwdriver?

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

Rodimus:Finally!

Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

but galvatron I don't wanna go to school

Bumblebee at the computer

This is what happens when giant robots play eyetoy *camera pans down* crushed humans

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

Carlos:ooo ooo a total idiot!
Optimus:No the sound of music!
Rad thinking:I'm never playing charades with them again

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

Isn't Starscreem a 25 foot tall robot and if so that would have to be one huge bird ...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

sereously I dont even know what to think of this.

Megatron points at his head

As you can see its empty

Brawn sits on Soundwave

DONT FART!

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

Lalalalalalalalalalalalala im not listeninglalalalalala!

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

Getitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoff!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh man Blaster get it off me!
Blaster:Hes not mine.
Perceptor:Well get it off!!!!
Blaster:Ewwwww no.

Rumble on a Subway train

Autobots wage there battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons boo boo doo doo doo

Tidal Wave and Galvatron with legs bent

Galv:And 1 and 2 and 1 and 2 and 3

Optimus laying down on the job

Rinox:Oh Primus he's drunk again

Bumblebee unconscious w/ Seekers

Skywarp:Hey wanna do stuff to him?
Thundercracker:Eww...like what?
Skywarp:Like write stupid stuff on him.
Thundercracker:Okay!

Alien probes Ravage

(alien)Is it dead? (Ravage wakes up)STOP POKIN ME!

An army of Fast Tracks

OK what company stole my mold and started makin a buttload of ripoffs?

Unicron sitting on a toilet

Use Galaxative Force chewable tablets.

Optimus having a bad day!

WHO STOLE MY COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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