The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by soundwavegt
Now light our darkest.... Damn!!! I knew I should've had my chest mechanism serviced!!! Open up you stupid.......
UAAAAAAHHHHEEEEAAAAAHHHHEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHEEAAAEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Ok, now a flying elbow. Boooyaaah!! Now, time for some Sweet Chin Music!!!
Yoooouuuurrrr'e out!!!!
Alright, who screwed with my cannon sight?
#Whiiile, strolling through the park one daaaay, In the merry, merry month of Maaaaay......#
Well, we tried to warn 'im, that 240W is a beast when mixed with pure Energon!!!
Oh yeah here we go!! Five Star Frog Splash on Triple H!!! 1, 2, 3, New world champ!! Damn I'm good at this!!!
Dammit!!! I wanted Castrol Magnatec flavour!!! Stupid vening machine!!!!!
Maaaaan, that was one HELL of a party!!!!
Skydive: Slingshot that's the last time I let you buy the energon at Maccadam's.
Slingshot: Yeah, like it's my fault we got kidnapped and used for spare parts!! I get blamed for everything around here!!!
Man! How the hell did that Nigel Mansell guy manage 200 laps every week?
Yes, this is the latest model, Lowered sport suspension, comfort seats, air conditioning and a Soundwave stereo system!!!
Magnus: I got two words for you, Chuckles! Breath Strip!!!
SCAVENGER, GET YOUR SCROUNGING ASS OVER HERE AND COMBINE NOW, BEFORE THESE DAMN DINOBOTS SHRED THE REST OF US TO PAPERCLIPS!!!!!
Heh, I've just seen The Vermin's Beast Machines form. HIghly amusing wouldn't you say? HAAAA HAAAA HAAA!!!!
Urrrr... Preds, that last time we try the 90W. It give me headache!!!
Divebomb: I feel like I ate a Technorganic rat!!
Rattrap(from inside Divebomb): That's because you have you slaggin 'con!!! NOW LET ME OUTTA' HERE!!!!
(To Cheetor)-So,err, you wanna play Twenty Questions?
Cheetor: Sure, we got some time to kill!
Rattrap: Are you vegetable?
Cheetor: Whoa!! I'll need to think about that one!!!
Hey!!! This 'ain't my job!!! Since when did I take over from Wile E Coyote?!?!
Cheetor, when you said we could try bungee jumpin', you never said anything 'bout me being the rope!!!
Errrr... Optimus, you know when we scanned for these beast forms? You sure I didn't scan a lemming instead!?!?
Rattrap:Woohooo!! Look at me!! I can fly like an Aerialbot!!!
Optimus:RATTRAP! Quit screwing around and get back down here!! Has he been on that Super Energon again?
Rhinox:Yup! New batch just arrived. 97% proof, high octane and 70x59W!
Rattrap:Aerial
Goddammit!! "If you're not completely satisfied, we'll give you your energon back!!" That's the last slaggin' time I trust anything from Wreck-Gar's used shuttle lot!!
Rodimus- Grimlock!! Has Kup been at the pure energon again?!?
Darn, cheap, useless piece of scrap!! Remind me never to trust that Wreck-Gar guy again!!
If I've told you once, Thrust, I've told you a million times, you blast the bridge when we're on solid ground, not when we're halfway across!!
Oh man, that was a bad 40w, I'm sure of it!
It was just as he started to sink that Motormaster reminded Dragstrip that he couldn't swim!
