Captions by Starbeam

Light Side or Dark…I mean, Autobot or Decepticon? Which do you want to be when you grow up, kids?

Longrack: "Aaaahhh! Starscream's ghost! Starscream's gh… Oh, just a dream."

Prime: "I have GOT to get a new travel-agent."

Arcee: "I'll use Daniel to distract the Decepticons!"

Hot Rod: "No, use me instead!"

Is this what happened to Jetfire after TF:TM?

Kup: "This reminds me of the time when all TransFormers were deactivated by a Quintesson plot. Or the time with the energy being Tornatron, successor of Unicron…"
Other zombies: "Isn't it bad enough that we're zombies?"

Yes! It's SLIME! It will slowly dissolve your armor before my eyes!
-reference to anime "Bastard"

Ronald Reagan wasn't scary enough. Bush Jr. arrived next, and Daniel woke up in hysterics!

Bombshell: "No! My cerebro-shell backfired!"

Brawn: "You are now a chicken…"

Bombshell: "Cluck"

Brawn: "…who likes to eat bugs!"

Megatron's worst nightmare.

Size matters not.

Arcee: "I see your 'schwartz' is as big as mine."

Suddenly, Blitzwing burst into the stadium in tank mode and blew away Bumblebee and Spike with his "long bomb"! It was a great day for the Decepticons! Now, Daniel wouldn't be born, and Spike would not become the head of the head of Fortres

"Now, you see, evil will always triumph, because good is dumb!"

Optimus: "I am Optimist Prime. I voted for Kerry, believing in the good in humans. Since they have proven me wrong, I have lost my will to live…"

\cut scene to Decepticon headquarters\

Megatron: "My plan is working! Soon all the Ear

Victory Leo's pretender form was ridiculed by all Destrons and some Cybertrons.

With our Tribal dance, we will summon the Seacons from the ocean, that they may crush the Maximals with their mighty combiner mode!

Hail, Seaking!

Optimus Primal's Tarzan impression failed for lack of vine.

Springer (disguised as Galvatron: "We're all going to the Energon Pub!"
Decepticons: "Yay!"
Springer (with Galvatron's credit card): "I'm buying!"
Decepticons: "Yay!"

Fortunately, the Autobots&#

Not another COBRA crossover!

It's not hard to knock them down; it's getting them to STAY down that's the trick. (quote from Springer, who is now in no shape to appreciate it.)

These "dorky-looking" helmets will protect us from Professor Xavier's mind control. But, why did Magneto just GIVE them to us?