Captions by tony

"Great, you could have the biggest, fastest computer ever made. Able to do anything and search online in seconds and yet once you install Windows, it crashes! Why?" "Because, Chip, we're only good at killing one anot

Grinlock with too much to drink: "Me Grimlock see double, me go throw up now" Kup: "Oh great, and I lost my licence when I retired!" Dreadwind and Darkwing: "Megatron's gonna love us, Grimlock&amp

"I always faniced me a clockwork Soundwave and Takara finally delivered! Whoo Hoo!!" "Megatron? What are you doing? Megatron? MEGATRON?!" "Perfect fit!" "Ow..."

Rhinox: Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! Now that I needed! Hey, Rattrap, pass the beers! Rattrap: Beers? Emm...I thought they were grenades, we are in battle after all! Rhinox: How hard did you shake them? *Megatron slams into the rocks nearby* Rattrap: Pretty

Mindwipe: "Ok everyone, let's show them that you don't need to have fancy bits to combine with! Headmasters, combine!" Weirdwolf at the bottom seconds later: "MY BACK! DEAR PRIMUS! MY BACK!"

"EEEEEKKKKK!!!!! I'VE BEEN NOTICED AT LAST! WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I DO?! I know, I'll do this stupid face and hope I strike it rich. HEY! WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?! Darn it!"

"Ok, boys, we do it like this!" CRACK! "Oooooh! Me back!" "Oooooh, me leg!" "Ooooh, me heart!"

"Brakes! BRAKES!" "Emm...I don't think brakes were invented for this thing" "NOOOO!!!!!"

"At last! Waspinator dies tonight!"

"Oops, forgot that the eject button was my old play button." "YOU IDIOT!"

"Land! Land!" "And welcome to yet another boring series of Survivour!" "NOOOOO!!!!! MEGATRON, ALL IS FORGIVEN!"

"The mighty Megatron is falling! I will be the new Decepticon leader!" "You fool Starscream! Soundwave's just playing Simon Says, now do as he says!"

"The mighty Megatron has fallen!" "I knew my fancy coloured trip wire would work, he's colour blind!"

"I asked for a rust making machine! Not some weird thing that spews something I rather not know about! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT STARSCREAM!"

"There, aside from some minor differences, you're as good as new." "My face! What have you done to my beautiful face?!" "Nothign much, just a nip and tuck."

"Never knew your legs could collapse inwards like that, sorry about that."

"I did warn you about eating Bumblebee like that. Why do the patients never listen to their doctor these days?"

Oops, forgot to switch on my universal translator, never leave home without it!

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just had one of those falling dreams! Hang on...........I AM FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I, emm, I sat on something, could you, emm, could you help pull it out for me?"

"Oops, guess that bolt that was hanging out had a purpose after all."

"Psst, me Grimlock got secret, me really got I.Q of 500, me just play dumb because me like the money."

"Inside my head is the operating system of Windows XL, the greatest program on Earth!" *bleep, this system has committed a fatal system error, will crash now* "Nooooo!!!!! Now I only have the operating system of a Gameboy!&am

TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!!! No, wait, no, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *sounds of weapons clicked into place and firing resumes*