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Hello Sam,

I overheard you telling Carly that she never gives you head. Hope this helps!

Sincerely, Optimus

To this day, Witwicky won't discuss what he saw in Optimus's room!

Sorry did I come "ahead of schedule?" I've got a bit of a "headache", but I don't want any "body" to "worry" about me. You guys have been wonderful, I'll be here all week!

I loaned your bodies out for money, but they'll come back like new....except for Arcee, who might be walking funny for a few days!

Omega's still staring at me. Anybody wanna walk me to my ship?

Be an army of one.....giant scorpion out to eat people!

No dad, "To serve man" is a cookbook, let's go before the Autobots come back!

Next time you'll remember the tug-o-war rope!

I told you the first time would be special.

You right, this is a messed up peep show ya'll! Who got 25 more cents!

I really am flying? Beachcomber, you got to tell me your dealer!

Oh,mommy said you're beautiful? That's why were taking your birthday gift money and giving your mommy the gift of prescription glasses!

Uh Uh, shoulda got Maaco!

See ya later! Remember, you didn't see nothing!

After a heated debate with Megatron, Sideswipe learned he could indeed turn into an ultra-compact car.

I understand the floor is wet ,accidents happen. That's why I'm certain that one day soon my boot might slip and end up in your behind!

No I don't think that paint job makes your butt look big, but I do sincerely believe, I need to go now!

Of course we offer full refunds! Just step back there and one or all of our friendly service representitives will be happy to take care of you!

We just switched Jazz's regular energon with pickled skunk juice; let's see if he notices the difference.

I'm "Sari", I made you miss your birthday party! I was busy cleaning, because the base was in "Sari" shape! me and Bulk were busy on Cybertron because of the "Sari" state of affairs. What's that your mumbling, "Sari", I didn't hear that! Sari, Sari-

Let's see a crazy earth woman or a little green lizard get you outta this!

You sure Sunstorm doesn't turn into a giant Dorito?

You wanna fly, keep talking.

Vote for Bulkhead, because he sees you poopin'.

Look.....I KNOW, his movie head looks like an baby skull wearing a scuba respirator, but if you tell him that before he signs the contract, your going to have a little car accident, ya feel me?

Now get spike so he can "feed" the alligators like we promised!

You think your scared Starscream, I'll be flying back ,alone!

Yeah, that is funny I got a new mouth not 1 day after someone stole yours while you slept!

No Prime, I,ve never even heard of X-tasy, why do you ask?

Wait, this ain't how I wanted to be dropped off at my mountain base!

Hi, my names Blitzwing and........I'm an alcoholic!

Yeah Sari, he told me it was all your fault he's dead. Must suck to be you!

Vote for Lugnut, because he sees you poopin'.

Broke Back mountain, not the best drive-in movie to bring your date to.

After the war started back up, Prime wondered what a doodie head was and why Megatron would call him one.

Ugly? Not what your mama was moaning last night!

You walk in on Oprah during one of her night feedings and tell me what your face looks like in the morning!