Optimus helps Spike up the ladder

Vapor-03 says:

Prime: Welcome to Water World, Spike. "ALF" season 1, episode 1, starts at 7pm on channel 6. See ya!

trailbreaker says:

Largest swimming pool ever….

Vapor-03 says:

Spike: Hooray! Thank you for finding my lucky ladder rungs! *Prime, in a super happy voice: HAVE FUN!!!

trailbreaker says:

Spam bots suck .

trailbreaker says:

“All this water makes me wanna pee...”

digigirl411 says:

First you wanted to go up the ladder and then you wanted to go down and now you want to go back up again! Make up your mind already!

Decepticon Stryker says:

OP: "Hurry! Get out of here! Michael Bay's coming!!!"

Rainmaker says:

Spike: Optimus, if you don't realize...I'm stuck in the ladder
Optimus: I...can't...move...

bumblebeej8 says:

Prime: Watch your step, those stupid yellow boots make you clumsy.

Bonerking says:

"Spike, do these pants make me look fat?"

CombaticonsCombine? says:

Optimus: FEAR NOT, CITIZEN! I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THIS...THIS, UH, LADDER-Y FIEND!

Spike: Optimus, I've BEEN HERE FOR TWO YEARS. STOP MESSING AROUND AND LET GO OF ME.

WF72 says:

Hurry up spike! if you get up there, maybe they'll finally announce the winner of the contest!

Energon Boss says:

seriously? you thought your lil rubber booties were sufficient for THIS, you're an idiot Spike...an IDIOT; now get up that damn ladder boy.

Ginrai Minor says:

Spike there will never be a new picture, just stay down here with me.....forever

jaystar2000 says:

Go up there, things are about to get ugly.

redoutlander says:

You up that ladder yet Spike. I've been waiting here for over two years

popo5 says:

Just more proof we are better than you.

Crash Course says:

After you...

Madeus Prime says:

I wish we could have nice things, I'd trade Combiner Wars for a change of pic.

Automaster says:

I'm here...to see your butt!

snavej says:

SEIBERTRON HATES THE FANS. THIS NEGLECT OF THE CAPTION COMPETITION IS THEIR PUNISHMENT.

Madeus Prime says:

blah blah

Riptidemtmte says:

O.P- "Hurry! the first copy of Half Life 3 is at the top!"
Spike- "That must explain why I'm taking forever..."

bombaykittenomi says:

OP: "I got your leg!" *Chuckles, amused*

SPIKE: "Damn it, Optimus, that's not funny!"

Torneira says:

Perhaps they change the caption contest once a year from now on, so hold on for a bit longer guys!!

Torneira says:

This is what happens if you play around with Wheeljacks Immobilizer Spike... it is not a toy damnit!

UltraMarginal says:

you Pee'd in the pool, now you have to leave.

OptimusRhyme says:

I told you, Prime, but you kept rolling doobies and now you turn into A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

OptimusRhyme says:

I told you, Prime, but you kept rolling doobies and now you would turn into A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

Skyspeed says:

Optimus: Hurry up and evolve wings! I don't have all day.

TF Cagle says:

Optimus: Megatron is right, humans are slow!

snavej says:

In the year 1985, a teenager called Spike started climbing a ladder. Little did he know that he would still be there 30 years later. Next on 'America's Most Shocking'...

Lockdownhunter says:

Spike,go up the ladder and get my pizza bagels.Also,if you see Megatron's burritos there,SQUISH'EM,WRECK'EM and BLAST'EM INTO WELL...ER,YOU GET THE IDEA.Oh,and tell Grimlock and Slag to stop their quarrel about
"Cesium SALAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"BERYLLIUM

Kingstarscream12345 says:

Welcome to the Michael bay free zone do Lu Lu lo Lu

CombaticonsCombine? says:

"So then I sez, I sez--"
"Optimus, I can't feel my arms."

TheWeirdOne12 says:

This ladder leads to a world that doesn't have a million bumblebee toys! *climbs in 2 seconds*

bengear says:

You know Optimus, if you let go of my leg I might be able to finally get up this friggin ladder and we can just move on. My arms are tired.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Spike, "You laughed at the rubber boots."

empyre327 says:

Optimus the pedophyle cops a feel on young Spike.

Hammer says:

Does anyone from Seibertron actually know this is here? I mean, wow, it's on the front page, you think somebody would say "hey, guys, don't you think we should change the image now"? Either that, or trolling at its best

Legosrawsum says:

after being on the ladder for so long spike starts growing a beard

Nemesis Maximo says:

Optimus: Hurry, Spike! The new Caption Contest Picture is somewhere at the top!

Evil Eye says:

Spike bravely attempts to climb the ladder up to Seibertron management to get them to change the picture.

Madeus Prime says:

How about a picture change, hm?!

Red Spider says:

Spike was disgusted by Prime's unrelenting incontinence.

#Sideways# says:

This actually inspired Attack on Titan.

Look closely.

william-james88 says:

That's right... go up that ladder... nice and slow

Zircon says:

Please Hurry Spike, this salt water is Seriously Rusting my Junk.

#Sideways# says:

An Optimist Prime would say that Spike is going up the ladder...

But a Negatron would say that Spike is going down the ladder!

Optimum Supreme says:

This is a shocking turn of events! Optimus Prime, has just helped Spike climb the ladder and retrieve the Money in the Bank briefcase! The WWE Universe is stunned, who would ever have expected this from someone who's always stood for what's right?

fdelapena says:

Spike: AAAAH! I don't want to get in to the water.
Optimus: Don't worry ole Prime will teach you how to swim.

Bluespindash97 says:

Prime and Spike decided to re-enact Donkey Kong, but Prime took it to far when he flooded the city to force Spike to climb higher.

Wageboo says:

Optimus: Uh, Spike, wrong ladder. The real one's over there.
Spike: You're too late, anyway.

MONKEYZENTV says:

"Aw come on Spike, don't be like that. let me help you up"

"No Prime! that's the last time my boots are the but of one of your jokes"

lockdownisfresh says:

Alright now Spike, once you get up there lend a hand and help me up out of this sewage.

snavej says:

Spike: If Bay screws up another Q&A session, I'll hire a Chinaman to slap him!

Optimus: OK but bear in mind the increasing cost of Chinese slappers.

snavej says:

Optimus: According to 'disleksik555' on YouTube, the 4th Transformers movie will be called 'The Age of Stinky Pants'.

Spike: Ahahaha! Well, the fans don't have the best hygiene, do they?!

snavej says:

It was about now that the fish got into Optimus' legs and started messing with his circuits. The urge to follow the currents never really left him afterwards.

snavej says:

Optimus: Thanks to my Matrix, I AM the Daddy AND the Mummy around here!

Matrix: I want to escape into deep space. Maybe get into movies or something.

Nemesis Maximo says:

My arms...so tired...

Madeus Prime says:

Blah blah blah, let's have a new caption already!

Acelister says:

Look Spike, you either let me up first or we BOTH drown. And I don't have to breathe.

kricket says:

keep climbing the water is not getting any highter

Nemesis Bolt says:

I could have helped you but if you think you can do it yourself....

Torneira says:

Well Spike, I have some bad news. There is an unlimited maximum of posts for the Caption Contest... So we might be here untill the release of the new movie, The Transformers 5: Waterworld

Madeus Prime says:

Climb Spike! Climb like the next picture depends on it!

MagnetarPrime says:

Lazy admins need to change this picture , if you like it so much print it and hang it over your bed

Leader_Ultra_Magnus says:

Helping humans climb ladders since 1984.

Torneira says:

Spike, I've reached the end of my patience. Climb that damn ladder now, or I will kick your butt up there!

Evil Eye says:

"Spike, I've been standing here so long my legs have rusted together. I can't move!"

"Maybe the Seibertron staff are at the top of this ladder..."

SFXPrime says:

Optimus: And I was like, hey babe I'm the leader of Autobots, am in ownership of the Matrix of Leadership, and have thwarted countless Decepticon threats against Earth. But you know what shes says to me? Shes said, "Oh, I only date Maximals, sorry."

Fires_Of_Inferno says:

Spike: "Optimus, where does this ladder go?"
Optimus: "To the new caption contest picture, Spike."

Blozor says:

So, Spike, this is what the humans call "swimming"?

Foximus says:

Paralyzed with fear, Spike will never move from that spot on that ladder. Optimus has rusted into a statue from trying to assist this man. We knew him well.

Deacon_Frost2004 says:

Optimus Prime is love. Optimus Prime is life.

Blazere says:

Your hand is quite warm over my ass.

Madeus Prime says:

I regenerated and this sucker still hasn't?! Somebody shoot it!!!

#Sideways# says:

#ABANDON_THREAD

KirbyForce1 says:

This contest has been going on for like forever, and I think it's about time it ended.

Manterax Prime says:

Hey Optimus? Is the water even rising anymore?

No.

Then why the hell are we still here?

epicvoiceguy says:

Hey, Optimus! It seems like we've been stuck in this caption contest forever!

Don't worry, Spike. I'm 4 million years old. I'll survive. But yeah, you'll be dead before they put up a new caption contest picture.

Madeus Prime says:

boring

Ditoni says:

Spike: Why are you touching my ass?
Prime: ... Just try

Galactimus says:

I know Optimus, but Obama promised affordable healthcare and I just can't find it anywhere. Maybe it's up here...

perithimus says:

Why would you build a tree house in the middle of the street?

VioMeTriX says:

wow ive been on this ladder for over 6 months now... what the fuck, change me

Gravity76 says:

'I'm going to let you out of the cage again Spike, but if you poop on my hand again your going straight back in.'

kilobravo says:

Nice glutes Spike...you been doing squats!!

snavej says:

Prime's nipples had been blasted so much, they were now glass-like in nature. And somehow also rectangular. Aliens are weird!

Starwave Prime says:

"Check out the articulation on my Masterpiece Spike"

jayphung says:

And I told Andrews "Well, I'm the best corner in the game. When you try me with a sorry receiver like [Michael] Crabtree, that's the result you're going to get. Don't you ever talk about me."
Then she asked, "Who was talking about you?"
"Crabtree, don

Blasphemous Prime says:

"can I give you a lift... A throw... Drop kick maybe?"

Blasphemous Prime says:

"You know Spike, there are faster ways to get to Cybertron."

#Sideways# says:

Spike, you're taking so long up this ladder it makes Seibertron changing this image look fast.

JaffleMaker says:

Marge.... change the channel!

TFU2014 says:

Ok spike, baby steps.

Madeus Prime says:

Hey Optimus, I can see everybody going insane about the fact I haven't moved in over a year

Stormrider says:

Optimus: Spike, let me tell you about the story of the ladder that went no where.

Galactimus says:

Spike: Stupid robot, when i said i wanted to get high, this wasnt really what i had in mind.

MeGrimlock01 says:

Since the flood damaged the Spacebridge, we have to take this ladder back to Cybertron!!

Madeus Prime says:

*Yawn*

Grimlock3690 says:

go up spike so i dont see you. saying optimus prime

Deathscythetransform says:

as long as people keep posting jokes on this freaking picture they wont remove it...

Torneira says:

Easy does it Spike. But you don't have to exaggerate!

Madeus Prime says:

Yeah, this isn't fun anymore

Deathscythetransform says:

me neither: I ran out of jokes for this boring picture

Madeus Prime says:

So how is everybody? Yeah I don't have a joke.

Omega Prime 11 says:

Spike: "Hey Optimus, couldn't you just give me a lift?"

Optimus: "But Spike, climbing is the right of all sentient beings..."

TFloverAngelPrime says:

Optimus:Go spike go! Before the Bro(Grunt from Amnesia)finds you!!!

Spike:I'm going I'm going.....Just help me with the ladder I don't want to fall...

Optimus:*groans in annoyance* fine

MagnetarPrime says:

boring,, joke is over

Deathscythetransform says:

Prime's letter to santa claus:

Dear Santa Clause,
All I want for Christmas is A GODDAMN NEW PICTURE FOR THE ULTIMATE CAPTION CONTEST!!!!! SO YOU'D BETTER GIVE ME ALL I WANT OR I'LL BLAST YOU TO CYBERTRON!!!

Thanx,
Your pal Optimus Prime

Deathscythetransform says:

Spike: Climbin' the Ladder 'till new year's eve!

Manterax Prime says:

Damn it Prime! Just grab Spike so we can get out of here.

TRF Headquarters says:

OPTIMUS PRIME :Oh god spike, come on just jump!

SPIKE: No, crazy robots! Get away, go, shew, LEAVE ME ALONE! I can do this.

LevelRaze says:

Still making my way downtown.

Deathscythetransform says:

quote:

SentinelA writes: They put Will Ferrel's ass on their news feed but will not change this picture.

my answer: I fucking agree...

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Only a little more until you get the giant plush banana, Spike!"

SentinelA says:

They put Will Ferrel's ass on their news feed but will not change this picture.

JaffleMaker says:

OP: You see Spike, Noah's ark wasn't a story, it was a prophecy. They just got the name wrong. I hope you enjoy the mate we picked for you.
SPIKE: Miley Cyrus?
OP: You should see the things she can do with Huffer's hammer
ERECTOR: Giggity

snavej says:

Optimus: 'You can earn $219 per hour working from home. Ask me how! Send your credit card details to op@ri-poff.net.
Spike: Someone debug this clanking old contraption!

snavej says:

Spike was an ordinary oil rig worker until the Transformers showed up. Then his life descended into a hell of nerds, poor animation, basement obsession, over-the-top movies and fungal infection caused by excessive wearing of yellow boots. Not to mention

snavej says:

Spike: Any idea who did this, Prime?

Optimus: We've narrowed it down to two options: a billion incontinent elephants or an army of rampaging ents.

Spike: So the 'cons are back on the Xmas card list!

snavej says:

This is why powerful alien robots and the Hoover Dam don't mix!

snavej says:

Optimus: So, how's the situation inside Metroplex's bottom.
Spike: [Shakes head] Bad!
Optimus: Yes?
Spike: It's infected.
Optimus: With what? Scraplets? Minoks?
Spike: No; geezers!
[Optimus clutches head and shudders.]

Deathscythetransform says:

I believe I can Cliiiiimb!!!
I believe I can touch the skies!!

JaffleMaker says:

SPIKE: Geez, don't those Transformers nerd ever leave their computers?

They must have all been here for months!!

JaffleMaker says:

If I come back and climb this ladder tomorrow and these geezers are still here watching me, I'm making a complaint!!

JaffleMaker says:

Wheeljack: You see the water fried Primes electrics and when he grabbed Spike he completed the circuit and frying him as well.
Hound: Shouldn't we at least get Spike down? It's been months and he's really rotting and smelling funky.
Wheeljack: What's on

LevelRaze says:

Makin' my way downtown

Deathscythetransform says:

one way oar another, I'm gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna get there!!

snavej says:

Rama lama lama fa fa fa
Gonna get high 'til the day I die

[Primal Scream, yeah!]

snavej says:

Spike: I have a sudden urge to get my tits out!

Optimus: Er, well, go for it, my bold transsexual friend!

snavej says:

Looking on the bright side, at least all the acid-spitting rats have drowned!

snavej says:

You know who I blame for this? Miley Frikkin' Cyrus, man! She gone brought down the wrath of Poseidon, all that twerkin' an' such!

snavej says:

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.

[Led Zeppelin, dude!]

Mjochmann64 says:

Son, I thought I told you never to climb that thing.

MagnetarPrime says:

Spike : I feel like I'm not going anywhere
Prime : I feel the same way...lol

Deathscythetransform says:

Won't this freaking ladder ever end????
After the Neverending story, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, the Neverending Ladder!!!

#Sideways# says:

"GOODBYE PRIME. MY PEOPLE NEED ME."

"...What."

epicvoiceguy says:

See, Spike, if I hold your leg, you'll never make it up the ladder!

Evil Eye says:

Spike soon grew tired of Optimus's overprotectivness.

MagnetarPrime says:

caption number 124.
lets go all the way to 150 then switch it, would you? lol just joking, I like this picture

Deathscythetransform says:

it's been so long now that this Godforsaken picture was posted here... I don't even remember from which episode its from...

MagnetarPrime says:

spike: hey optimus would you stop moving your pinky in a circular motion? it feels,,,,, weird

Optimus. I will stop it once this picture has been taken down,,,,,, ,,,

Deathscythetransform says:

After that long test in the water, it was comfirmed that Optimus' legs are rust-proof...

can we now get a new pic

PLEASE??????????????????????????????????

Another Fan says:

Yahoo! News Politics: The government shutdown has clearly affected the beloved Transformers forum site, Seibertron.com, by not allowing the moderators to change the photo for the Ultimate Caption Contest.

Another Fan says:

Optimus: "Aren't you supposed to change the Ultimate Caption Contest photo?"
Spike: "Nah, I like hanging up here and watching the fans get frustrated. It's a secret pleasure of mine."

Another Fan says:

Spike: "This staring contest is ridiculous. You don't even blink!"

Another Fan says:

Spike: "I don't want to go here. I said that I"m fine with using a public toilet at a gas station."
Optimus: "If you do, I can never let you sit in the cab again."

Another Fan says:

Spike: "Dad always says that if I make a funny pose, it will stay that way forever. I should have known better than to let Optimus trick me. Thought he was a good guy..."

snavej says:

Spike tries to rise above his G1 addiction only to become lost in the Beast Wars.

Road Turtle says:

Prime, " The ONE time we need Seaspray, and he's on shore leave..."

Optimum Supreme says:

See kids? You should always have someone hold a ladder for you before you climb it. Now you know and... wait, wrong show. ROLL OUT!

Dazzler says:

"Optimus Prime's buy-ying me a Stairway to Heaven" sung to the tune of Stairway to Heaven by Lead Zepplin.

Maestro Meister says:

Despite what we were led to believe in the G1 cartoon episode, the Immobilizer's effects were not so temporary.

greenlanterncorpsman says:

And now my lovely assistant Spike will attempt to...

snavej says:

Are those wee-wee stains on the front of Prime's nappy?!

MagnetarPrime says:

let me guess, the guys that are in charge of changing this picture are the same guys that work for EA BFBC2 (fyi bfbc2 for pc is all fucked up and EA is doing nothing to fix it)

craggy says:

"Don't forget your Shark Repellant Bat-Spray this time, Spike."
"I won't, Optimus."

Trikeboy says:

This is a very long ladder, I've been climbing for weeks.

Deathscythetransform says:

Prime: I wonder why you didn't climb all the way up yet, Spike...

Spike: That's because some BASTARD super-glued my feet inside my boots, then put hyper-super-duper glue ont the bars!!!

VioMeTriX says:

Man Spike, get your ass up there so we can finally get a new image

MagnetarPrime says:

Prime: I want some fish tacos
Spike: negative, we are out of guacamole
Prime: ay carramba !

Deathscythetransform says:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MarkNL says:

Beam me up, Opty!

snavej says:

W00t; 100!

Optimus: What are you going to do to celebrate the 100th caption?

Spike: Maybe, er, hang onto a rope ladder for a few more months?

Optimus: We sure know how to party, bro! [Starts dancing badly.]

snavej says:

Spike: Optimus, can you transform?

Optimus: I think so but sewage would spurt out of every crack.

snavej says:

Spike: I'm pretty sure that the smell around here is getting worse.

Optimus: That'd be me. I've been wading in this sewage so long that my internal mechanisms are clogged with tampons, condoms, wetwipes, paper towels, greaseballs, alligators and poo.

KapikoArt says:

Prime: "Spike, I could throw you up it would be much faster!
Spike:"Thanks Optimus but I prefer to get up there in one piece.Who know hows many times my body can handle this cartoon violence!

Deathscythetransform says:

seriously guys, we are runing out of quote ideas
please change the picture.


the joke's lasted long enough

Maestro Meister says:

No matter how fast or how long Spike ran on Wheeljack's giant, partially submerged hamster wheel, the Change-o-Picture-tron wasn't working.

Evil Eye says:

"No, Prime, you can't climb up after me."

Deathscythetransform says:

Spike: I thing I figured out why our picture is still here...

Prime: What is ti, Spike?

Spike: Ithink the admins want it to hit the 100 caption mark...

Prime: gosh...

Deathscythetransform says:

Are we gonna have to enlist and sign a ******* petition to get a new picture???

Mechalemmiwinks says:

Prime: As you can see, teenage human males lack the intelligence to know that they cannot continue to climb a ladder while you hold their legs.

SentinelA says:

Prime: Maybe if you climb this fucking latter, Siebertron.com will change this picture!

Foximus says:

Optimus: "Go Spike go! Before the Sharkitcons eat you!"
Spike: "There aren't any-"
Optimus: "I saw shark week on discovery channel! I know what I'm talking about! Soon the Sharknado will come!"

MINDVVIPE says:

Prime: Spike, you moron, just give up, you're never gonna make it up that ladder.

Spike: Your not my dad!

Prime: OoOoOoOoOHHH!!!

Deathscythetransform says:

Spike: Prime, I've been climbing this Godforsaken ladder for ages! Is this my punishment for saying ''Shit'' when I couldn't destroy Unicron?

Prime: Its not up to me, Spike, its up to Seibertron dot com's administrators to decide...

Spike: What

SentinelA says:

Prime: Aren't you tired of this picture?
Spike: Yep!

Deathscythetransform says:

Just like the Energiser Bunny, Spike gets going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going....

Deathscythetransform says:

Just like the Energiser Bunny, Skipe gets going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going....

Loyal To The End says:

EDIT "Spike ever play mgs3" ?"

No I can't say I have."

"Then this will all be new to to you."

Loyal To The End says:

"Spike ever play mgs3" ?
"No I can't say I have."
"Then this will all be knew to to you."

chirtman says:

"Follow me Prime! Cybertron is this way"

"Are you certain that this is the space bridge Spike?"

snavej says:

Spike: Why do you have that plate over your mouth?

Optimus: I am a leader. I do a lot of thinking and chin-stroking. The plate protects my chin.

Spike: Or is it because you want to look like Bandit Leia?

VioMeTriX says:

isnt it amazing how we change scale with every scene? just a minute ago you were tiny spike, but look at you now!!!

snavej says:

Optimus: Now that I've gone over to the Dark Side, I expect you to climb until your arms and legs fall off. Then, my victory will be complete.

Spike: Secret 'Family Guy' fan, eh?

MagnetarPrime says:

optimus : darn decepticrips need to stop using that weather device,,,

Spike: is that a shark ?

Optimus: shut up and climb, I don't want to get rusted

Blasphemous Prime says:

"...But Spike, why are you climbing the ladder to the helicopter when I could just throw you up there by hand?

snavej says:

Optimus: I just sent my nipples away to Hangzhou City, China, for sandblasting.

Spike: I'm speechless with admiration!

snavej says:

Commemorative plates of this scene, in full colour, are available from www.CollectorsRuin.com for $4999.99 each plus $599.99 postage and packing.

omegasupreme69 says:

your last name wouldnt happen to be grayson would it? because the last time i did this with some graysons.....

Marcus Rush says:

Beaverton, home of the world's largest beaver dam, was waste deep in water today. Survivors seen here were lifted up by motorized rescue vehicles from Sony.

MagnetarPrime says:

Spike: so where will this ladder take me ?
Optimus : who the ... cares just hurry up so we can switch images. :P

njb902 says:

So ya think this one will be up longer than brawn violating soundwave?

snavej says:

Optimus: If you climb high enough, you will reach the land of the giants.

Spike: You mean Super Fat Camp?

Optimus: On second thoughts, just see if you can find the next caption picture up there somewhere. People are becoming very, very bored with t

snavej says:

It wasn't the best way to generate energon but Optimus was past caring by now.

bulklebee0817 says:

Now, all we need is a magical harp to complete the picture

Spleenzorio says:

You're sure this rope ladder will hold me?

Metrosuplex says:

"You've bested Decepticon dummies, fought a Starscream drone, and braved the gauntlet. Now, Spyke, there remains but one more test to become a full-fledged Autobot. But be warned, this test will require a spotter..."

snavej says:

Spike: What do you think of those Jaegers, Prime?

Optimus [muttering]: Gonna stick those cheap knockoffs up their pacific rim, alright!

snavej says:

Optimus: I'm not really allowed in any public building around here.

Spike: WhatyoutalkinaboutPrime?

Optimus: My smokestacks are always a little bit, you know, smoky.

snavej says:

Optimus: Thanks to my truck lights, my crotch is amply illuminated to show off anything in that area.

Spike: Meaning?

Optimus: My truck nuts, naturally.

mcjr85 says:

Spike: Seriously Optimus, stop shaking the ladder!!!

Optimus: LOL... okay, okay...

Sid Burn says:

Optimus - Humanity knew of their part in Earth's global warming and did nothing?!?

MagnetarPrime says:

Hurry up Spike so we can change this image to the next one :) it is getting kind of old :P
Spike: I agree

steve2275 says:

are sure the money in the bank briefcase is up there prime

LevelRaze says:

Prime: Perhaps we should've let Bumblebee fully lubricate on that man in the first movie, cause now he's gone and sprung a huge leak. Now up the weak ladder you go Spike/Sam, whoever you are.

Stormtrooper53 says:

Yes, Spike. There is a ladder to heaven. In this case, Omega Supreme's taint.

snavej says:

Spike's acting career was so scrucked up, he had to take a part in 'Sentient Diaper-Wearing Trucks 3: Revenge of the Fallen Dukie'.

snavej says:

Spike: Stop waving your hands near me. One little slap from you could break my spine!

Optimus: Fine, I'll go and wave my hands near someone else, maybe that young Mike Bay over there.

snavej says:

Optimus: When you go above 30,000 feet all your troubles will be over.

Spike: I'll die of a lack of oxygen.

Optimus: Precisely.

Ravage XK says:

For the love of Primus, you've been climbing that ladder for weeks now. Get a move on.

stevescustoms says:

Prime, I really don't feel comfortable with you touching me there.

Deathscythetransform says:

Spike: Remind me why Omega Supreme dedided to ''lubricate'' the humans of this city?

Optimus Prime: Because he was very ''pissed'' at them for Choosing Metroplex as the first toy of the Titan Class...

Antron says:

Optimus: You know Spike, I'm always ready to lend you a helping hand but, I really think you should get a doctor to check your prostate.

snavej says:

Spike: Why do you smell so bad today?

Optimus: A skunk got into my cab just as I was transforming. It got squished in there. Wheeljack's trying to find a way to clean out the residue.

speros says:

Spike: Carleys not wearing panties today.

Optimus: This is very pleasing to my optic sensors

Marcus Rush says:

Optimus Prime, he was there during the floods of Katrina and the devastation of Sandy... He pulled survivors from the wreckage. But where was Megatron? Sitting on the board of directors for Dewey Screwya and Howe. Megatron Wrong on Environment, wrong for

snavej says:

Optimus: Then Megatron combined the nanoscale ray and the inconstancy ray to make a superweapon. For a time, no one could stand against the nan-cy ray gun.

Spike: Ha ha! Get outa here!

Optimus: Luckily, the counterweapon was astrology.

snavej says:

Spike: Remind me how this flood happened.

Optimus: Well, it all started with an argument over telegraph poles, then there were riots, pogroms, revolutions, invasions, an arms race, some kind of 'bouncing bomb' and here we are. Sorry, it's a bit compli

snavej says:

Operation 'Escape from Obama, flee to Ecuador' continued day and night.

Pathopax says:

Spike: I call top bunk!
Optimus: I have err, "minor" leakage issues. But this new metal diaper allows you to see when I need a change...

Unknown says:

Optimus: C'mon Spike, Vietnam isn't bad, all of my friends that went came back fine.

Except for the human ones, they all died...

Deathscythetransform says:

OP: The Higher you get, the better the view, Shortpants.

Bumblevivisector says:

SPIKE: So using this human-built electric-shaver transport that Megatron stole, we can move these floodwaters from Iowa to extinguish the wildfires out west?

OP: Except it's not really Megatron; his voice patterns confirm he was possessed by Mumm-Ra.

Zetatron says:

Spike: Explain why are you just handing me over to the Decepticons one more time?

Optimus: Just trying to save some time. You've got your toothbrush, tooth paste, extra clothes?

Spike: Yeah.

Optimus: Alright, have fun, we'll see you when we come

SpeedyEric says:

Spike: Carly, hand me down the Autobot repelent Bat-spray!

snavej says:

Spike: There are some abandoned offices over there. Go and get me a hole punch. I need one.

Optimus: Why don't you ask my good friend Hole Punch for his help?

Spike: The DECEPTICON Hole Punch punched a hole in my dog, that's why not.

snavej says:

Optimus: With all this flooding, I'm glad that we have THE ARK!

Spike: You mean the broken spaceship stuck in the volcano?

Optimus: Correct! We're gonna rescue all the animals, especially the lesbian seagulls.

snavej says:

The Ultimate Caption Contest: soon to be renamed 'The Twitter Feed of the Insane Transfans'.

snavej says:

Spike: When I grow up, I want to be a big ol' internet troll. My battle cry will be 'troll-lol-lol!'

Optimus: Been there, done that, back on Cybertron. Happy memories!

Maestro Meister says:

Spike: "Did Astrotrain's army break the water main again?"
Optimus: "No, it's snavej's caption flood."

snavej says:

Optimus: One day, we're going to turn you into a Headmaster. There'll be so much metal in you, Wolverine will be jealous. Also, you'll be able to order pizza just by thinking about it.

[Spike soils himself.]

snavej says:

Spike: Why do you wear a faceplate?

Optimus: Hmm, what lie can I tell this time? I know! I had a botched cosmetic surgery operation. My lower face looks like an accident in the Skoda car factory.

Spike: Can I have an advance on my actor's salary

DarkMatrixPrime says:

Keep Climbing Spike your'e almost to Metroplex's anus !

snavej says:

There was an uncontrollable outbreak of urination in New York and extraterrestrial assistance was needed to salvage the situation.

snavej says:

Optimus' stories about how he kept dying in violently heroic ways went on so long that Spike had to be taken away by helicopter.

snavej says:

Technically it was true, Optimus did get Spike high. He also fetched him some grass ... from the lawn.

snavej says:

Optimus: They call me Optimus because I'm the best.

Spike: They call me Spike because of what I put in young ladies' drinks... (Shouldn't have said that, really.)

snavej says:

Optimus: I have to save you, Spike.

Spike: Huh?

Optimus: I predict that you have a big future in modelling yellow boots.

Spike: Nah, Dad's the top model for that.

snavej says:

On Madonna's 'Drowned World' tour, things were starting to get out of hand (and into helicopters).

trailbreaker says:

Prime - "We need to get to the bottom of your bed wetting problem...."

BRIANSINGLETON says:

Prime: "Now, Sam don't ever say I didn't help you climb the ladder."

Spike: "I meant the social ladder Optimus, The Social Ladder!

Prime: "Oops, my bad."

Evil_the_Nub says:

"Can you hurry up Spike? I've been standing is this water too long and my robo-diaper is full."

Kibble says:

Spike: Hey Prime, where did your pinky finger gOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!?

Towline says:

A local youth is the first in line for Universal Studio's "Transformers the Water Ride."

Ravage XK says:

Prime: I'm sorry, I got nervous and I just couldn't stop!
Spike: Oh no, its gone into my boots. It sticks! You been eating Asparagus?

snavej says:

Optimus [sings]: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

Spike: Not appropriate, you clueless truck!

Optimus [sings]: Pass the Dutchie 'pon the left hand side!

Spike: I'm not with him! He's not my friend! He's just embarrassing!

snavej says:

Optimus: Are you going to carry on denying climate change now?

Spike: Yes, as long as the oil company (for which I work) still pays me to do it. Oh, by the way, everyone should vote Bush in 1988!

snavej says:

Optimus [sings]: ...and he's climbing a stairway to heaven, yes he's...

Spike: Old - music - not - helping. Shut - up.

snavej says:

Spike: How do we know that this ladder's safe?

Optimus: I'll pull it to test its strength.

[SNAP!]

Spike [in water]: Soaked! The yellow wellies did nothing! NOTHING!

snavej says:

Optimus insisted on wearing an oversized white diaper, even on missions, 'just in case'.

snavej says:

Optimus: Yes, everyone's very sorry that your Barbie collection got ruined in the flood. [Chuckles quietly.]

Spike: Basement storage sucks.

snavej says:

Optimus: Climb up. Sandstorm will take you to safety.

Spike: Is Sandstorm supposed to be grey?

Optimus: Oh, sorry, Vortex will take you to safety.

Vortex: Yes, safety. Haahaaahaaaa!

Optimus: It's not my day today.

snavej says:

Optimus: For no good reason, I will now touch your bottom.

[Spike climbs faster than ever before.]

snavej says:

Optimus: And while you're up there, why not do a trapeze act for our amusement?

Spike: It's not safe.

Optimus: The raw sewage will break your fall!

snavej says:

Why bother rescuing all the humans when you can just rescue the same one over and over again?!

Ravage XK says:

I am climbing a rope ladder in wellies and I am NOT HAPPY. Cheers Prime, you could easily lift me up but no I have to climb in WELLIES!!!

WolfSpider1979 says:

"Optimus, how am I supposed to slither through these rungs, when the ropes are digging into my shoulders?"

King Slick says:

Hurry Spike, we are going to miss the Spurs putting Queen James in her proper place!

Bumblevivisector says:

OPTIMUS: Global warming has finally caused ocean levels to catch up to Earth's major cities. Oh well, no way to break our reliance on fossil fuels, it's out of our hands.

SPIKE: Yeah...why'd you tell Grapple to scrap that solar tower again?

Poyguimogul says:

Optimus Prime and Spike Witwicky on set of the new Shoots and Ladders movie directed by Michael Bay.

Ratbat says:

Up the ladder you go, Spike! Have fun aboard The Ark!