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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by crypto199

crypto199 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

Cyclonus: But I don't want to ride the elevator!

An army of Fast Tracks

Fast Track: These Star Wars Transformers have really gotten out of hand!

Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

Cyclonus: I need to be changed, i wet myself.

Optimus pats a Quintesson on the side of its head

good boy. Good Quintesson. You want the ball? You want the ball? get the ball.

Windcharger strips

doctor by day, autobot by night

Daniel tells Rodimus about a dream

I wet the bed again!

Hot rod: Let me get the wip,

Reflector makes a pyramid

Okay, I'l Jump! Then we show Starscream that we can fly!



*clunk*

Perceptor wields a pencil

Storyboard THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Devastator is missing an arm!

Now I can't pick my nose!

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

Rumble:WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE! Your the best Dad ever!

Carly, Spike and Blaster at a concert

Spike:Blaster, Soundwave sings better then YOU!
Blaster:Shut up,

Hot Rod catches a fish

Hotrod: I'm going to name you jimmy, then eat you for supper!

Perceptor kicks the computer

Perceptor: Stupid Windows,
Wheeljack: It's a dos,
Preceptor: Who cares, this piece of Crap is a ripoff!
Wheeljack: You got it at a used parts store,
Precepter:Damn,

Decepticons laying around

The newest subgroup, The Lazycons!

Grimlock scratches his head while sitting down

"Should Me Grimlock work at Mcdonalds or Burger King? Hmmmm"

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

Megatron- Prime! I didn't give Reflector permission to work with the Humans!
Prime: Don't move, they can't see you if you don't move.
Megatron- can I shoot them?
Prime: NO! They have the Matrix!
Megatron- Thats a Coffie Mug
Prime:

Aerialbots sitting on some rocks

After G1 finnished,The Aerialbots were forced to get a job at McDonalds,

Aerialbots sitting on some rocks

Airraid-And then the other guy said...
Skydive- If you tell that joke again! I'm going to eat you!
Airraid You can't eat me!
Skydive- DARN!

Cheetor looks at his reflection

Am I really that fat?

Giant holds Ultra Magnus and Divebomb in his hands

I hate theese Happy Meal toys! Always poorly made! I miss the Action Masters, they looked funny. HE he he

Shockwave looks around a corner

Shockwave- They made my Alternator an Autobot, well that will soon change once this photo reaches the internet. HA HA HA HA HA!

Shockwave looks around a corner

Sockwave-You did it now Soundwave, Megatrons sure to notice "THIS" thing!
Soundwave- Well you were the one chucking the rocks!

Daniel tells Rodimus about a dream

Daniel:"I see dead people,"

Rodimus:"Okay, getting creepy!"

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