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i have the same articulation like the toy-- only real-er!

tourist: and the worlds biggest megatron knock-off is over there right?

sam: my hand is on the wrong bodypart...

let us commence with the first human-transformer hybrid!!

spike: but i'm on the pill...

leggo my eggo!

gotta pee! gotta pee! gotta pee!

i really really gotta pee....

i really gotta pee....

megatron: so... this is the famous isle of goatse.

uuh... it's.... not what you think. um, could you please look away for a while, wheeljack?

starscream: how do you feel, mighty megatron?

megatron: i'm fine, what the hell are you talking about?

starscream: whoops! wrong episode dialog...

starscream: mighty megatron, can't we travel on a craft that's well... less conspicuous?

megatron: the reason i keep you second in command starscream, no the reason i keep you functioning at all, is i take joy in your annoyance with how i run

starscream: strange... i feel like i've been on this rock with you for weeks... it's like dejavu'.

megatron: stop being an idiot starscream.

bumblebee on youtube, commenting:

bumblebee: (typing) AKON SUXS AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

hound: aww c'mon! you and carly never seemed to mind doing it in bumblebee!

spike: that's because he had a roof and did'nt have a hologram that kept shouting 'slap that sweet thang!' every five seconds.

okay kids, welcome to the killzon--er--i mean happy chinese new year theme park!

epps:you call that running like hell??!!! Bull[!!!]

reflector: i am never buying real estate from smokescreen ever again.

soundwave: affirmative.

SIDESWIPE: okay counteroffensive backfired. what now?

SKYFIRE: i drop you and hope you land on some decepticons and deactivate them in the process.

SIDESWIPE: sounds good to me. cuz you know, this feels a little bit...awkward.

I AM CORNHOLIO!!! ARE YOU THREATENING ME???!!!

OPTIMUS PRIME: there, now you and bumblebee are saf--!! did you just pee in my hand, spike??

SPIKE: you were squeezing my bladder too hard..

BUMBLEBEE: ah don't sweat it spike, do what i do; wear diapers.

OPTIMUS PRIME: believe me spike, ta

STARSCREAM: great, well, at least we don't end it with a 'Furmanism'.

MEGATRON: that reminds me; urhurm!... "it is OVER--FINISHED!

STARSCREAM: i should really learn to shut up sometimes.

MEGATRON: your lack of initiative irri

starscream: mighty megatron, correct me if i'm wrong but, isn't the whole point of taking control of this planet is to not obliterate it BEFORE we drain it for what it's worth?

megatron: we have this rock, and it's good enough for m

but i gotta pee.....

starscream: well, it's monday, and still no new UCC pics.

megatron: this is because we are AWESOME!!!!!

starscream: right.

seriously, the "DANCITRON"????

starscream: God, i hope nobody's recording this.

MAGNUS: yes, i know it looks odd, but the doctors said it was the only way they could save my....... manstuff.

bumblebee: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!! *SOB*

humans: BLUE SCREEN ACTIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!

starscream: well we conquered earth.
megatron: meh.

when it comes to stealth, yellow is the new black.

OOOKAY! who's ready for some 'CALL OF CTHULHU' LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING?.....anyone?

man: who are you going to listen to? me or some sentient machine from another planet? the market is over there!

wheeljack: ratchet, we have these things called 'anti-virus' software and--

ratchet: oh sure, mister 'i'm-too-afraid-too-get-my hands-dirty' you think some flimsy plastic disk can solve all your computer problems..well you lazy

HOUND: got my guns aimed at you, spike.

SPIKE: what?! holy--! what for?!!

HOUND: just giving you the heads-up.

megatron: enjoying solitary confinement starscream?

starscream; from the inside: I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THE GOBOTS! AAAAAH!!!!!! HAVE MERCY MEGATRON!!! MERCYYYYY!!!

skyfire: dont ask.
sideswipe: don't tell.

megatron: definitely NOT good vibes.

megatron: i told you the energon cannon trigger is colored RED, and the self destruct button MAGENTA, starscream! now look what you did!

starscream: MAYBE if SOME DECEPTICON LEADER didn't approve soundwave's plan to make the important buttons