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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by parkwood

parkwood has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
The Maximals Wrestle

I told you guys! throwing our own Wrestle Mainia would be a Great way to kill some time till the others get back!!!

Hot Shot w/ his arm around Smokescreen

I love you man! seriously and its not just the boose talkin either!

Optimus laying down on the ground

-Spike to friend- So this is the great Optimus! I know he dosent look like much right now but I dont know anyone who would after the amount of lix he drank wow!

Rattrap and a mouse

You know us rats got to stick together! because if we dont look out for eachother....who will! whats that....youre a mouse! Oh so its like that now is it!!!

Optimus laying down on the job

Man its always something with you when there is REAL work to do! But whenever we we try and take a break! -Rhinox-

Spike & Bumblebee playing football

All right Mr. I just cant help myself! if u have to break wind.....say so first okay!

The Decepticons stand on a cliff

Why is it that our fearless leader is the only one who hasnt upgraded to rechargeables!?!?!

An angry Fred

I asked you an hour ago! weres my lunch!!!

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

You little punks! which one of you sprayed exit only on my butt!?!?! come back here!

Woman next to Optimus Prime figure

Man these cross-over series's are getting out of hand! I dont even like G.I. Joe's -Optimus-

The Decepticons at their finest

Sheesh quiet! Megatron will hear us! Your goin to blow it man! -Sound Wave-
He he he man this is going to be the best prank ever! those silly Autobots wont even know what hit them! HA HA HA! -Starscream-
Would you too knock it off!!! there is work to be

Hardhead using a microphone

Did you ever know that you're my heerrrooo! You are the wind beneath my wiiinnngggsss!

Blurr falls on Kup and Arcee

You know, if someone were to walk in right about know!!!

Ratchet tries to move Wheeljack's head

Wheeljack quit playing with me! I know you have my energon sticks!! give 'em back! (-Wheeljack- laughing!)

An injured Thrust

Man thats the last time I make fun Starscream! hes so touchy *ouch*

Worker on phone by Decepticons

Jim I telling you these inspection oficers are getting meaner every year!

Starscream running toward island

Sweeeeet! Temptation island here I come!!!

Onslaught standing behind Vortex

Its okay man, I know that frog dosent look like much but hes one mean anphibian!
Just shut up okay!

Cassettebots fall out of Twincast

Uh oh! I should have warned them my door is loose!! Whooops

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

Man that big clutz Slag wiped me in the face with his tail again!! ahh its going to take me forever to get the alignment right! Oh I hate when this happens

Frenzy on top of Optimus Prime

Sound Wave STOP! u cant kill Optimus! hes my father!!!

Starscream drinks some Energon

You know that Megatron thinks hes so tough! but I know he really isnt, you know something else if I werent so drunk Id show him, I sure would! (burp)

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

-Bumblebee- "Man those were some nasty roaches!"
-Spike- "I told you trying to make a life size model of Optimus out of pancackes was a bad idea!"

Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee go for a ride

HEY! you kids better settle down back there, or Ill turn myself around right now!

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

My lord! these brotosaurusus burger are getting gameier every year! must be a drought or something sheessh!

Red Alert pulling on Prime's arm

Please Optimus I want to see the Llamas! comon man, I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna!! (whaaaangh)

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

Engh its a living!

Tidal Wave and Galvatron with legs bent

Dont stop now Tidal Wave! I need to keep up my girlish figure!!

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

Everyone thinks its so wierd that we cary Cosmos around like this when he can fly! But what I want to know is, Whos this silly #@*&$ on my shoulder!!!! -Jazz-

Shockwave and Ramjet cower

Ahhh! we're too yong to fry!

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