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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Arkhaon

Arkhaon has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Scourge playing in the sand

Scourge tracks the mole who ruined his garden.

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

i dont even wanna know wot he gonna do wit that key

Rumble on a Subway train

Rumble: being a decepticon doesnt earn much....so this is my second job :)

Ratchet tries to move Wheeljack's head

lets c if theres actually anything else in there except scrap metal

Onslaught standing behind Vortex

onslaught: ohoh didnt know the camera was rolling
uhm we aint doing nuting
* ziiiiiiiiip *

Cassettebots fall out of Twincast

yahoo.....i believe i can fly!!!
at least i hope so

Frenzy on top of Optimus Prime

soundwave dont go!!!!!!!
it was only for 1 night
NOOOOOOO

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

ey...i aint no toothpick

The Decepticons at their finest

ya can kiss our smelly metal asses optimus

And just in time for the World Series ...

dam.....optimus got some hard ball...

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

weirdwolf: guys.....theres a itchy bug on my nose.....GUYS!!

Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

HEY MEGS SHUT UP FOR A SECOND
WE GOT A UNION BREAK

Kup holding an Energon goody

yo....shhht...you there.....wanna buy some stuff....pure energon....makes your head just spin off

WWE meets the Decepticons!

its the WWD...WORLD WRESTLING DECEPTICONS!!!!!

Bomb-Burst making a weird face

uhm sir mister galvatron boss...i really gotta go

Spike & Bumblebee playing football

bumblebee..pass that ball!!.... no not that way..

The Decepticons stand on a cliff

Soundwave: I knew we shouldnt let megatron drink that last bottle of energon

An angry Fred

beware the wrath of the tubby sidekicks

Woman next to Optimus Prime figure

Prime: i wonder if we could powerlink....*drool*

The Decepticons at their finest

Megatron: come on weaklings...work it out.. and bend and stretch and wiggle your ass

An injured Thrust

Psychiatrist: wots the problem thrust?...
Thrust: its my minicon...he hits me..i think he doesnt love me anymore....snif..snif

Shockwave and Ramjet cower

Shockwave: Megatron logic suggests u should put ur breast plate back on......Ramjet: PLEASE!!!

Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

Mega Octane: scourge say cheese...
Scourge: wot?! no, no pictures

Onslaught standing behind Vortex

get your exhaust pipe out of mine!!

Ratchet tries to move Wheeljack's head

ratchet: guess whos this
wheeljack: mommy?

Starscream drinks some Energon

CHEERS MATE

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

who wanted the circumcision?

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

oow bumblebee i love you too

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

look..a nice present from megatron...want a drink spike?

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

WAITER...another bottle of your finest energon

Unicron reading a magazine

Unicron: Drool

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

t rex: who got a canopener?

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

who votes the big red shiny truck as our new saddam...raise your hand now

Optimus laying down on the job

optimus primal the drunken monkey

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

ahum... hum......AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hardhead using a microphone

oops i did it again

Blurr falls on Kup and Arcee

kup: blurr i know u drank too much but get the hell outta ma crotch

Worker on phone by Decepticons

worker: honey i think im gonna work late tonight

Frenzy on top of Optimus Prime

optimus romeo and frenzy juliet...a forbidden love story

Cassettebots fall out of Twincast

oops i dropped em again....optimus is gonna slag me

Starscream running toward island

starscream: finally vacation!!!
now hope theres a megatron on this island who i can try to overthrow

Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee go for a ride

please keep your arms and legs within the vehicle till it crashes

Red Alert pulling on Prime's arm

prime: no red alert...no more energon for you today

Tidal Wave and Galvatron with legs bent

and stretch and bend...come on tidal wave.... well never beat the autobots if we dont do our ballet right

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

drinking that bottle of high grade energon wasnt such a great idea perceptor

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

there are no americans in iraq... its all a lie
mumble mumble.... ow there are autobots in iraq but certainly no americans

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