Captions by Arkhaon

Scourge tracks the mole who ruined his garden.

i dont even wanna know wot he gonna do wit that key

Rumble: being a decepticon doesnt earn much....so this is my second job :)

lets c if theres actually anything else in there except scrap metal

onslaught: ohoh didnt know the camera was rolling
uhm we aint doing nuting
* ziiiiiiiiip *

yahoo.....i believe i can fly!!!
at least i hope so

soundwave dont go!!!!!!!
it was only for 1 night
NOOOOOOO

ey...i aint no toothpick

ya can kiss our smelly metal asses optimus

dam.....optimus got some hard ball...

weirdwolf: guys.....theres a itchy bug on my nose.....GUYS!!

HEY MEGS SHUT UP FOR A SECOND
WE GOT A UNION BREAK

yo....shhht...you there.....wanna buy some stuff....pure energon....makes your head just spin off

its the WWD...WORLD WRESTLING DECEPTICONS!!!!!

uhm sir mister galvatron boss...i really gotta go

bumblebee..pass that ball!!.... no not that way..

Soundwave: I knew we shouldnt let megatron drink that last bottle of energon

beware the wrath of the tubby sidekicks

Prime: i wonder if we could powerlink....*drool*

Megatron: come on weaklings...work it out.. and bend and stretch and wiggle your ass

Psychiatrist: wots the problem thrust?...
Thrust: its my minicon...he hits me..i think he doesnt love me anymore....snif..snif

Shockwave: Megatron logic suggests u should put ur breast plate back on......Ramjet: PLEASE!!!

Mega Octane: scourge say cheese...
Scourge: wot?! no, no pictures

get your exhaust pipe out of mine!!

ratchet: guess whos this
wheeljack: mommy?

CHEERS MATE

who wanted the circumcision?

oow bumblebee i love you too

look..a nice present from megatron...want a drink spike?

WAITER...another bottle of your finest energon

Unicron: Drool

t rex: who got a canopener?

who votes the big red shiny truck as our new saddam...raise your hand now

optimus primal the drunken monkey

ahum... hum......AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

oops i did it again

kup: blurr i know u drank too much but get the hell outta ma crotch

worker: honey i think im gonna work late tonight

optimus romeo and frenzy juliet...a forbidden love story

oops i dropped em again....optimus is gonna slag me

starscream: finally vacation!!!
now hope theres a megatron on this island who i can try to overthrow

please keep your arms and legs within the vehicle till it crashes

prime: no red alert...no more energon for you today

and stretch and bend...come on tidal wave.... well never beat the autobots if we dont do our ballet right

drinking that bottle of high grade energon wasnt such a great idea perceptor

there are no americans in iraq... its all a lie
mumble mumble.... ow there are autobots in iraq but certainly no americans