The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Autobot bubbs
Spike (Internally): dear diary.... Jackpot
Scorpinok: " Escuse me... have you all accepted primus into your lives?"
Q in drivers seat: "... this scootie puff junior sucks.... why couldn't we get a scootie puff senior?"
Q riding shotgun: " Yeah, that thing rocked... did you see the fuselage on that thing?"
Q in back: " Will you two sh
Cyclonus: ".... fecal evacuation completed..."
*Why you should never hold your nose when you sneeze*
Martin the Martian: " where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering Kaboom!"
Megatron: " wait for it.... THERE!"
Martin: " Oh my... that is much better."
Why you never want to skip out on paying a doctors bill...
* and thus, starscreams ill fated invasion of Fantasy Island begins.*
".... now this REALLY reminds me of the unida slave mines on Golgona 7..."
Bruticus: " NOONE tells bruticus he cannot pick his freinds nose!!"
Computron: ".... but, I'm your enemy."
* Both watch bumblebee with Wanita*
grandma: " I gotta get me some of that."
the best part of waking up, is Foldgex in your cup
Thrust: " Disco is back BAYBEEE!"
Dirge: " DY-NO-MIGHT!!!"
" I know he said he'd give me the boot, but this is rediculous!"
* facing terrible odds, windcharger and brawn have only one chance for survival*
Brawn: its time to unleash.... THE FULL MONTY!
Helloooo wabbit.... huuh-huuuuh!
Now, with the power of Megatron at my command, thoes little brats will finally learn to stay off my F#*%@ lawn!
Thriller! Thriller night!
Prime: c'mon over here and kiss me you fool!
Quint: UHH... No, that allright, I'd preferr to keep our relationship..uhh.. professional, yeah thats it!
Don't shoot! I'm UN-ARMED! *ba-dum-dum* Thank you everyone, I'll be here all week!
Allright, who gave the pidgeons ex-lax again?
Blast it.... now I can't even get this stupid rubber mask off... stupid meddling kids and their dog!
Strarscream: at last, through centuries of patient had work...my 3.5 billion proof energon moonshine has sufficiently fermented!
Now who wants a glass?
Incecticon clone: I do...Waaauuugh!!!(slips, falls in, melts)...
Ramjet: uhh...its yours, you try it
Kakuruy: My perverted inuendo detectors are going haywire! Quick, lets whipe ourself off and get out of here before the fanboys get here!
Braver: Uho...my effeminate robot detector is goin haywire....preparing to feel...uncomfortable...
YAY! Another Plot Gap!!!
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Red Alert: Prime....you had me at hello...
Prime: I..never said hello...(backs away slowly, trying not to make eye contact...then transforms and burns rubber out of there like a drunken Stuntacon...)
One of the many, many pictures used in Kups sexual harassment suit
Soundwave: HELOOOOO-PITIFUL HUMANS!!! THE DCON 105.9 PARTY PATROLL HAS ARIVED! ARE YOU READY TO PARTY HARDY!!!
Guy on phone: HELL YEAH!!!
The Decepticons infiltrate a theatre showing Pearl Harbor, right durring the tear-jerking moments....
Mega Octane: Look guys! He's Crying!
Scourge: I am not...Some particles got in my optic sensors...Now SILENCE! I'm trying to watch
One of the Many changes in the Decepticon raks after Megatrons Transformation into Galvatron, was the early morning Calistetics program.
Optimus prime, suspecting a Decepticon plot unfolding in Televiv, goes undercover to ferret out Megatrons devious plans...
Optimus: Mozel tov fellow humans!
Prime: This is the last time I let my agent talk me into hosting private parties...
NYPD blue...cybertron style...
Sipowitz Prime: alright you greasy exaust bags, you gonna tell me who took that Energon or am I gonna have to shows you my skidplate?
Shockwave: We'll never talk!
Ramjet: Yeah
*SP moons them*
*Both* AAAARRRGH!!
Jazz: Every year..he chugs down some of Wreck-guars moonshine and he's out for 3 cycles...
Perceptor: When he comes back online, I think we should inform cosmos he has a drinking problem.
Jazz: I'll arrange another Intervention.
Soundwave: Starscream's alcahol consumption: Critical....Invervention Initiated...
Megatron: Starscream, I think you have a drinking problem.
Starscream: I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
I can want any time I stop....
Thundercrack
Bumblebee: You must resist!
Seaspray: but I can't help it, the Backtreet Bots are Hotties!!
Onslaught demonstrates to the other combaticons the propper way to perform the heimlich manuver.
(Announcer in an educational tape)In case of a giant evil robots attack, proceed to the nearest exits and run like crazy. do not make any phonecalls while hiding behind drums of oil. Like what donny don't does.
Donny: yeah, I'd like t
Worker: Alright...the negotiators have asked "what are you smoking?"
Soundwave: Woun't you lahk to kno Mon.
Kup (to Ultimate Caption participants) Get cher minds outta the gutter you 80's nostalgic geeks!
Owwiiieeee!!!!
This thong is Chafing...
and I have sand in my transistors!
Yes, now that Iv'e killed that fool Gilligan, we can finally get off this stupid Island!!! Bwwaaaa-Haaah-Haaaa!!!!
De plane boss! De plane de...
(SQUISH)
I like big Skidplates and I cannot lie...
You other bots can't deny...
when a bot comes in wit an iddy biddy camshaft an and sticks thoes skidplates in your face you get.....
Nightbeat: BOOOOO!!!!!
Hot rod: Get off the stage!!!!
Drunken Galv
Alright, the next song is a little controversial. I call it....'CON KILLER
Thats why they call me....BUM BUM BUM....Bad Company, I won't deny...Boum, boum bwowm,..BAD company...til the day I die!!!
FRED SMASH!!!! RAAAARRR!!!!!
