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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by BlItZeR

BlItZeR has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

BLUE-ANGELS!!!!!!!

Soundwave runs away from Nitro

Dr Evil: "Go get him Mr. Bigelsworth"

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Duff Man..cant breathe.....OH NO!

Decepticons cheering!!!

They are watching the superbowl half-time show...ooh yaah

Chip Chase surfing the Internet?

"oh Great, Atari Pong..and I though you Autobots were highly advanced.."

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

Megatron: Soundwaves anger control compnent??
Soundwave: (Walks off) Crush! Kill! Destroy!

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

Megatron: "Servant Robots plasma flux anger inhibitating intelligence component, refer to instruction manual page 4 section 34D" Dang it, where did I put that stupid instruction
Soundwave: Crush, kill, destroy.....

Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

Rhinox: Does my sexy face turn you on baby?

An angry Fred

"First the 4 Big-Macs then the 8 packs of Fries, its a pity you food get eaten so fast or I might have a sense of satisfaction"

Optimus laying down on the ground

Robot getting hit in the groin by a football.
*doing* *urrghhh* "me groin!"

Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

Cyclonus:"And I saw this BIG mouse in the kitchen and I screamed and strated to shake like a little girl just like this, im scared...."

Ratchet tries to move Wheeljack's head

Ratchet:"Hmm just like I thought, there is a little sign in there sayin "This space for rent"

Starscream drinks some Energon

Liquidated Tinky-Winky

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

Spike:"Hey bumblebee this is not poison! it just Primes whiskey Keg, see its a triple X'er too. hehehe

Skywarp holding a man

"I caught Usama, youre next Saddam, muhahahahah"

Ironhide w/ fists in air

*GRROOAANNN* *Urghhhh* *Sploosh* this calls for Ex-Lax.

Sunstreaker tells a story

"Im tellin you guys, the rat in Optimus Prime's toilet was this BIG!!!"

Chromia points a finger @ Ironhide

"Only if you wear a condom first"

Sparkplug volunteers!

"I will bring down the rest of the village people for the party tonite"!!

Decepticons after a party

Decepticon kegger part 2

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

Dangit man!! dont drop my Bubba keg! its for the kegger tonite baby!! ooh yah!!

Worker on phone by Decepticons

callin all Village people, the decepticons have arrived, the kegger is starting!! Oooh yah!!

An injured Thrust

Mosh Pit Mishap

Hardhead using a microphone

I want chicken I want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver!!
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

The Decepticons at their finest

Scene in the morning after a typical decepticon kegger.
All:*heave* *barf*

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