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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by iron hide

iron hide has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Blaster wrestles w/ Ravage in Ironhide

IRONHIDE: if i'm a'rockin, don't come a'knokin

The Maximals Wrestle

and this tag team match is one sided with primal/cheator are being deffeted by rattrap and rinox. Oh theres a tombstone from rinox to primal while r.t is trying to pin chetor

Rumble as a tree

now how am i sapposed to fit in soundwaves chest

Optimus w/ arms around Autobots

OPTIMUS: BIG HUG! IRON HIDE your scaren me prime

Sixshot smacks Decepticon Clones heads together

clones: WHAT WAS THAT FOR CHOO CHOO CHUMP

Powerglide holding his own head

now kiddes i will show u how to get A-HEAD in life AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Windcharger strips

ARCEE: wooo baby take it off...OWW

Ravage finds his litter box

HELP I"M CONSTAPATED TO MUCH TIME IN SIDE SOUND WAVE

Get It On!

PRIME: you on the pill elita ELITA you werin a condom prime BOTH: OH DAMN!!!

Optimus having a bad day!

I HAVE A HANGOVER AND THIS ROOM IS TO DAMN BRIGHT!!!!!!!!

Bluestreak on his surfboard!

whoa hang ten man

Trypticon consoles Metroplex

TRYPTICON: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME METROPLEX: have you been watchin the junkions t.v again

Dirge & Thrust dance (BW Neo)

HEEEEEEY MACARANIEA

Galvatron w/ Cybertron Headmasters

HOW MANY DAMN HEADS DO U PEOPLE HAVE

Cerebros making faces

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Daniel crying ...

narator: oh waah

Rattrap hitches a ride!

TERASOR: AHHHHH RAPE AT GUN POINT

Optimus looking at Rhinox's ass!

PRIMAL: holy sh*t thats gana be a big sh*t

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

soundwave: WHOA what a night
rumbel: tell me bout it dude HEH HEH HEH

Shockwave rides Starscream

whoa shockwave, not on a first date

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

cliffjumper: oh mirage hold me
mirage: but cliffjumper i already have a girlfriend

Megatron & Optimus get personal

Prime,Megtron your brest are so soft yet so firm!

Ginrai takes a beating

This is way robots dont drink and Drive!

Rattrap hitches a ride!

Hears Diner !!!

Menasor learns to jump!

Look out Below!!

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