Captions by JazZeke

Black soldier: "Ha! The black dude ain't dying first in THIS film! See you later, slowpokes!"

"Run! Run from Bay's evil machination!"

I'm amazed someone had enough disregard for sanitation to put their Unicron toy on a toilet. THAT sure'll cut into the e-Bay resail value.

Spike leans over to kiss Carly.

Blaster: "Hold up you two. Sparkplug sent me as a chaperone so you two don't get hanky."

Spike: "Oh yeah?" *throws Blaster off the ledge* "Now, where were we?"

"Uh huh... so you want me to lunge at Megatron next time he and Optimus are in a fight to the death? Hmm... Okay!"

Hot Rod's excuse: The fish told him to do it.

"Now, Daniel, the trick is sneaking this into Ultra Magnus's armorwithout him seeing us!"

Stranded on an alien planet, Hot Rod was forced to consume raw fish to keep himself alive with the powermaster process.

Hot Rod: "Guuh... this is DISGUSTING!"

Springer (whispering to Kup): "So when should we tell him that he doesn&#03

Inferno "Aw shoot, you're not a chick."

Red Alert "Thanks for rescuing me from that dragon anyway."

Inferno "Oh just get down!" *drops Red Alert unceremoniously*

Inferno: "Dude, you're not Arcee."

Red Alert: Dude, I'm flying! The sky's melting!"

When Optimus discovered Spike had been using Bumblebee to smuggle pot accross the border, he ordered Red & Inferno to burn it all.

Red Alert: "This. Does. Not. Leave. The. Holodeck. Understand!?"

Snow angels!!!

"By The Pit I hate Prozac. It's making me love everyone!"

Cheetor: "Hey Dinobot have you seen Rattrap?"

Dinobot: "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!"

Optimus: "Oh Primus, you didn't..."

"Oh my God I have acne!!!!"

Perceptor "NOOOOO!"

Wheeljack "What's wrong!?"

Perceptor "This computor had a programming glitch that caused the binary coding to corrupt just when I was in the pinacle of my project."

"And what project wou

The Autobots were caught in a humiliating spousal abuse scandal as Cybertron Weekly News realeasing these pictures of Perceptor in a violent fit.

Bumblebee: "NOOOOOOOO!!"

Spike: "Oh calm down. Even if I had more quarters I wouldn't give them to you anyway."

"But I've been playing for two hours & I've just reached level 3!"

"Bumblebee? T

Since he couldn't rule the Decepticons, Starscream decided to try his hand at bossing around the Autobots. In return for his help, Scream promised Wheelie he would be given Wheeljack's body.

Rumble: "Are you my daddy?"

Perceptor: "Oh Primus I hope not!"

After he made it big in Transformers, he auditioned for a bit role in Ghostbusters II. Here he is getting hit by Slimer. His line would have been "He slimed me," but Bill Murray threatened to walk when he learned they were going to give him &quo

These TRU reissues are so bad, even barbarians don't like 'em!

Blaster "Kup, for Primus's sake, KILL ME! My dial's stuck on Eminem & I can't turn myself off!"

Kup "STAY AWAY FROM ME!!"

Blaster "EVERYBODY RUN! KUP'S SLEEPWALKING AGAIN, AND YOU KNOW WHAT *THAT* MEANS!! THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE EVAC EXERCISES FOR, MECHS!!!"

Kup "Don't worry, lad... I'm pretty sure it's not contagious."

Blaster "STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!"

Kup "Blaster, lad... Is it bad?"

Blaster "Holy &%@$!!"

Kup: "Arcee & Hot Rod, eh? That reminds me of the time a dingbat from Moroccos 3-"

Blaster: "NO KUP! NOT THAT STORY!!"

Blaster "Kup, if you ever wanna win Arcee's love, you gotta learn how ta dance. I'll teach ya."

Kup "What? No! I draw the line at dancing!"

Blaster "Dance with me, Kup! Dance with me!"

Blaster "Kup, th' Decepties are attacking! they've already killed 'Jack 'n' 'Charger! But I have good news!"

Kup "What is it, lad?"

Blaster "I just saved a load of money on my car insurance by s

A scene from the upcoming movie, "SON OF MS. DOUBTFIRE".

All the plastic surgery has finally caused Michael Jackson to molt. Just in time, he escapes from his trial in his new body.

Run! Run in terror from the yellow Tracks!

A screen capture from the 2047 movie, "Miss Congeniality 16: Retired but Still Kicking."

*Sigh* You know the video game industry is going to get blamed for this.

Hasbro could not understand why they had not sold one toy of their latest Pretender toy, Grannynator.

Elita-1: "Aww, Look at Optimus giving Junior a piggy-back ride."
Optimus Primal: "Faster, daddy! Faster!"
Optimus Prime: "Ow! My suspension system!"

Everyone on Seibertron after Heavy Metal War was shut down.

The only Starbuck's on Cybertron has closed down. Needless to say, mornings just aren't the same.

Magnus: "Ha! Ha! Good thing for us he doesn't use Energizer batteries!"

Spike: "Chip, what're you on?"
Chip: "I'm on GeekMatch.com!"

You know, if you ran on energon like everyone else, I wouldn't have to be winding you up all the #@$% time!!!

"Just when I thought Megatron couldn't assign me a CRAPPIER Function!..."