Captions by Operation Ravage

"Whoo! I'm so stoked about this Great White concert!"

Daniel: "Rodimus . . . the courts said that you can't come here anymore. I got a restraining order, remember?"

Rodimus: "Shh, little Daniel. Just . . . shhhh."

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"

Optimus: I'm sorry, I value you as a friend and I care for you deeply . . . but I just don't put out on the first date.

Spyglass: Where are you guys taking me?
Viewfinder and Spectro: To sleep with the fishes.
Spyglass: Wait! I need to stick around for Season Two!
Spectro: No you don't.

Perceptor rubs one out.

The low just got lower.

And now, we know were the bizarre sub-groups of the later years came from.

I present to you . . . Headmaster Pretender Doublespy Optimus Prime.

Daniel: "Rodimus! The monster is under my bed again!"
Rodimus: "There's no monster, really."
Daniel: "R . . really?"
Rodimus: "Really. Ravage, yes; monsters, no. Go back to bed."

Starscream: Like it or not, Elita-1, you ARE going to give me a make-over!

That's no lady, that's a man, man!

The "Trukk vs Munky" debate taken to a new level . . .

Gargoyle: "I remember the good old days. Man, we used to get the good roles. Classic horror films, updates of classic horror films, video games . . . we were golden."
Frankenstein: "How we've fallen. Reduced to walk-ins on 'Tr

Me love you long time!

Slingshot and Skydive hope to become BTR figures.

"Aaaaahhhh! I'm having that dream where I blow myself and Wheelie up again for some reason!"

In the year 2006, his former job taken by Ratbat, Slugfest, and Overkill, Rumble was forced to find a new profession to make ends meet.

Girl: "I see they found the 200 proof Everclear I keep in my purse."
Soundwave: "Shaddup, you! Enjoy the shparkly leprachansh!"
Rumble: "Hic."

Optimus Prime: "I've had ENOUGH of you making fun of my immobile legs! I think that you're due for a repaint!"
Starscream: "Nooooooooo!!!!!"

Is this kid actively TRYING to get his ass kicked?

Megatron suddenly realizes that Hasbro has repainted him again, and searches for an explanation as to the Autobot symbols that now adorn him.

Galvatron: "You must leave me, Soundwave . . . because the needs of the many . . outweigh the needs of the few . . . or the one."
Soundwave: "Damn it, you're stuck in 'Leonard Nimoy' mode again, aren't you?"

Springer: "Are those rifles on your shoulders, or are you just happy to see me?"
Razorclaw: "Drop dead."

Tired of being Soundwave's pawn, Ravage gets some of his friends to teach Soundwave a lesson . . .

Alpha Trion: "Stand by your man . . ."
Optimus Prime: "I KNEW it was a mistake to bring you to open mic night."

Cyclonus: "Don't move, Mighty Galvatron. You've got this huge bee sitting right on your rump."

"Damn it! I locked my keys in Dead End again!"

"Um . . . sorry. My missiles get hard when I'm cold."