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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Prowl

Prowl has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Spike & Bumblebee playing football

Spike:I'm going to get you! BB:Optums! he's doing it agan OP:Spike quet tring to grab bumblbee's ass!

Optimus laying down on the ground

Spike: Optimus still couldn't understand why Transformers needed minicons in Armada, and his logic ciruits overloaded.

Skid-Z runs a marathon!

Skid-z in old man voice:
"Danm kids, get of my lawn!!!

Decepticons cheering!!!

The Decepticon spesel ed class.

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

UM:Ok, how do you merg to foerm Devisater?
Hook: My @$$ hurts! What did you put up thar! UM: scavengers head.

Wheeljack next to a crying Minerva

Come on now Minerva your beautiful dont cry...

Optimus w/ arms around Autobots

op:" GROOP HUG FOR ALL!!!"

Brawn sits on Soundwave

soundwave: "come and sit one sants lap" brawn: " i wnna lolypop and i want a megartn blow action figure" soundwav:your sitting on me wrong GTE OFF OF ME!"

Optimus takes a hold of Starscream

SS:What are you doing?
OP:The vulcan-neck pinch.
SS:No,ware the neck metas the soleder.
OP:Like this.
SS:Yeah! (pases out).

Optimus w/ arms around Autobots

OP:I love you guys.
WJ&IH:Your not geting our ener-beer!

Ratchet stands in front of Optimus

None shall pass unless you can answer me these questions three...

Trypticon consoles Metroplex

Dude, Bumbulbee is up your a$$.

Ravage finds his litter box

Ravage uses the ultment wepon!

Ravage finds his litter box

Ravage uses ultment wepon

Megatron w/ Sunstreaker & Sideswipe

Brains,brains. Megatron:
I dont have one

Shockwave rides Starscream

Shockwave! Quit humping me!

Shockwave rides Starscream

Shockwave! Quit humping me

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

Babysiting, again!?!

Decepticons after a party

uugh...i feel soooo victimized....and my ass hurts

Wheelie consumes Energon!!!

No Wheelie! That energon will scramble your circiuts!

Gort's conversation

What are you staring at lady? I fancy Starscream. He is just so damn sexy. I think you are ugly!

Grimlock watches TV

Todays Afgan Weather Report: Expect mild food drops in the mid morning. There is a 50% chance of Naplam showers in the afternoon. Also don't expect sun folks because or doppler radar has picked up mushroom clouds in the east.
Grimlock: mmmmm

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