Captions by ReinaHW

"I wonder if anyone even remembers me" *Sees his Bay movie version and begins crying before transforming and making for some secluded place for a cry* "NO ONE LOVES ME! MY NAME'S BEEN RUINED!"

They're releasing yet another movie Bumblebee repaint! And they still haven't released anything that's actually new? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Hey Deadend, how bad is the boss's knock to the head?" "Me Motormaster love Blitzwing's war stories!" "We're doomed"

The British Army got bored with being mistreated by their government, so they decided to have some fun with the US troops by going a little A-Team on them:

"Who's got the working weapons now, huh, huh?!"
"I told you they needed som

Prime - "Maximals, maximize!"
X-Brawn - "Not again, you're Prime, not Primal! That's in another universe!"
P - "Oh...oops. Sorry, having the same voice as before does that to me. Autobots, transform and roll out!&qu

Prime: "I have knees! I'm a G1 and I have knees!"
*Heavy thud as Megatron collapses from shock, and envy*

"Not again! Not more kids taking all the limelight in a show about us! Get back, you evil things! The power of Christ compels you! Oh screw it"
*Pulls out his rifle and opens fire*
"Much better"

"The next time you go Wayne and Garth on me, you'll wish you were a Go-Bot!"
"What's a Go-Bot?"
"Go Wayne and Garth on me again and you'll find out"

"Oh wow, I spend all those credits on the PVC Transformers so that I can finally get a full set and I get doubles of just one I've already got! Stupid unmarked packaging!"

*Reference to how Transformers is made into Cuteformers/Kidformers*

"It's a giant robot thingy! Our limelight has been stolen!"
"Now Transformers will be popular again and kids will learn to use their imaginations!"
"It

When Marissa tried out the new and improved wrinkle cream, she didn't read the fine print on the back of the jar which clearly stated: Do not use if under 40 years of age, do not use if using energy powered weapons and do be sure to have spare cloth

Always the Tom Jones fan, Cheetor breaks into song upon seeing himself - "What's new, pussy cat? Woah, woah, woah!" Primal later said that it was a mercy killing.

"Cool costume, but damn does it chafe!"

After his constant failures in becoming the Decepticon leader, Starscream decided to try a new trick: "Optimus Prime is dead! Long live Starscream Prime!" "Just another 20 years and he'll be dust, we just have to hold out that long&

Primal: Me like truck! Me go zoom!
Rattrap and Cheetor watching in shock: "That's our leader?!" "Yep, we're doomed"

Capcom was running out of ideas for their Resident Evil games, so they decided to use Transformers instead. Resident Evil: The zombies just got bigger!

As Daniel's TV turns itself on, waking him up, he remembers the phone call a week ago that had said "7 days"

"MUM! DAD! THERE'S SHARKTICONS UNDER MY BED!" "Told you we should have just attacked the little creep the instant we came in" "Well waste not, want not"

Sunstreaker watching from a window as Daniel wakes up "Heh, bet he didn't like that blast of water up his-" "Brother! Stop tormenting the target practice!"

(This is going to be really bad) Upon seeing the two Autobots without arms, the jokes are laid on thick - "You're in the ARMy now! Woahoo! You're in the ARMy now!"

"Whatever you do, don't do any of your fancy tricks, I'm not supposed to die for another 20 years yet" "You mean like this?" "Yeah...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" "Oops..."

Cyclonus- "I think Scourge has been playing that Sands of Time game too much, he's obsessed" Scourge- "Sand Zombies! Sand Zombies every where! WE'RE DOOMED!" Galvatron aiming his cannon- "Scourge, this is going to hu

"Now I shall create my own empire! Sand castles, arise! I AM THE SAND MASTER! Ravage, touch this and die!"

"Come on now, Galvatron, you've had enough fun blasting people to bits and being insane" "No! I wanna stay and kill some more! Can't make me! WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

Soundwave: "Megatron was better trained than this" Cyclonus: "My God...Now I know who ate Scourge, that's sick!"