Captions by Revenge of Bruticus

Arcee: Uh....You want me to pop your pimple for you? Uh...ok.

ARCEE: Uh pop your pimple for you. uhh...ok.

DAD: Ok. Tell me again honey. You were sitting here using the bathroom and WHAT came out of a hole in the wall?

HOUND: HEY, I GAVE YOU A CHOICE BABY. PUT OUT OR GET OUT.

Megatron: After years of searching, I have finally found it. The infamous Glory Hole.

Ratchet: Now Telatraan1. Turn your head and cough.

"With almighty Primus as my witness, I'll never go hungry again"

"Now I really want to do a good job in this movie but this alien mask is so stereotypical. It's offensive to my alien race. And while we are on the topic, why is it that I can only get the part of an alien or robot, or a talking car? There is so much more

Mirage: Hey. I can make one of these on my Fall of Cybertron ps3 game.

Yep. This one's a girl.

OK. So who stole the F'n truck?

Starscream: Same time tomorrow Megadweeb, and if you don't have my homework, and my money for lunch, you'll get another beating.

Chineatha Vaughn

Spike: Sory guys but I warned ya. If season 3 was a disappointment, heads were gonna roll.

"With the thoughts I'd be thinkin, I could be another Lincoln, If I only had a brain."

(Sings) "I gave my love a cherry, that had no stone. I gave my love a chicken that had no bone. I gave my love a storyyyy that had no ennnnd."

"Go! Go Johnny Go! Go! Go Johnny, Go-Go-Go. Johnny be good!"

"It's a Cybertronian message. It means Optimus Prime sleeps with the fishes."

"You're doing fine Grimlock. Keep counting and follow my lead. 1 2 3, 1 2 3, 1 2 3. See, your not wrestling a raptor on Dinobot Island."

" I know it seems a little odd in the 80's, but soon men from all walks of life will wear an earring. Some, in both ears."

"I'm sick of adjusting this dish whenever the wind blows. I'm switching back to cable."

"Just what word did Wheeljack tell you he cutting into your head? Man he messed you up good."

"If you want the car of your dreams, see yourself driving it. Grab the wheel. How does it handle? See yourself out on the open road."

(Sari Whispers) "Now tell her that her neck smells of the finest synthetic oils."

Remember, remember, remember...Remember, remember, remember.... Fame! I'm gonna live forever! I'm gonna learn how to fly, HIGH! I feel it coming to-ge-ther. People will see me and cry, FAME!"

(whispers) "Prime, you can get out now. The director called 'cut'."

"You got me??!! Who'se got you?!

Err....Megatron. I was uhh....testing out your thermal nuclear underwear. I didn't think you'd mind.