Captions by Angelbot

Megatron, if we hate each other, why do we hang around each other so much?

Would you prefer the company of Floptimus Prime, Starscream?

Only if Elita One were with him. Oops, did I say that out loud?

Starscream (singing):
Er war Superstar
Er war populär
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte Flair
Er war ein Virtuose
War ein Rockidol
Und alles rief:
Come on and rock me Amadeus

Megatron: When did you learn German?

Starscream: I don&#03

How many Decepticons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. Two stand on a rock while the third throws the rock up to the lightbulb.

Why is it called the "Ultimate Caption Contest" if no one ever wins a prize, Mighty Megatron?

Because flesh-creatures don't have logic circuits! And to think you were a scientist before the war, Starscram.

I hope those white lines aren't Cosmic Rust, oh mighty Megatron. I left my umbrella at headquarters.

Megatron (thinking), "That fool had to say 'white lines' didn't he? Now I have the Duran Duran cover of that song stuck in my

Starscream, you unenlightened mechanoid, when I said, "Get a piece of the rock," I was talking about insurance!

Starscream: Ele-lator go up!
Megatron: This is no time for cross-over jokes!

Curse you, Megatron, for relegating, I, Starscream, pride of the Seibertron War Academy, to the background of this weeks's caption contest shot!

Blast you, Starscream, for being so long-winded!

Don't turn around (uh-oh)
Der Kommisar's in town (uh-oh)

(Vortex wonders if there's anyway to make Angelbot knock off the cheesy 80's references)

Boy, the Great Pumpkin sure is ugly, Charlie Brown.

Winners of Seibertron Idol pose for their publicity shot.

Dancing like an enemy can really wear a robot out.

(See caption under "Starscream holds Elita One's Chin" to make sense of this.)

Elita, Chromia, Moonracer, Firestar ... my apologies for not having the place sparkling clean. Wheeljack told me you'd be arriving at six o'clock Earth time. I wasn't expecting you so soon.

Starscream sings to Elita One:
"You're pink! Dance like an enemy!"

Boy George then rushes in, demanding royalty payments for ripping off his hit, "White Boy" and fuming mad over the colour being changed without his permission.

Everybody take a vote for freedom
And shout the walls down
Everybody all around the world
Going to shout the walls down

From "Shout the Walls Down" by The Escape Club
(yes, it's a real song and a real band)

Who knew there'd be Decepticons present at the fall of Jerico?

"The walls come tumblin' tumblin'..."

Reflector: Soundwave, if I hear that song one more time...!

Megatron inflicted his worst punishment on disobedient Decepticons yet: clean up after one of Optimus Prime and Elita One's nastiest arguments. It was enough to subdue Starscream into submission for months.

Reflector: I hope Megatron doesn't catch us lying down on the job.

Thundercracker: Megatron, it's in poor taste to find your Christmas presents before Christmas.

Welcome to de swamp!

So how long will it be until the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch?

Look at this glorious pencil! I have no idea how to use it because we do not have such technology on Cybertron.

Spike: No sign of the new caption image anywhere.
Hound: Just keep looking. It's got to be around somewhere.

Ironhide: I can't wait to tell Chromia about this!

Carly: I know he misses Elita One but I didn't think his loneliness was this bad!

All day all day.
Watch them all fall down.
All day all day.
Domino dancing.

Prime, before we left Cybertron I had a crush on Firestar. Please don't tell Inferno.

Vive le Québec libre!

(Charles de Gaulle now rolls over in his grave...)

Starscream: I understand Angelbot thinks you're the best Transformer ever.

Elita One: Angelbot has excellent taste.

All day, all day.
Watch them all fall down.
All day, all day.
Domino dancing.

(sigh) I miss Elita.

Wish your girlfriend was half-dead like mine.

I'm off to find the next Caption Contest pic. See ya!

Dress rehearsal. One of the dance numbers from the smash hit musical "Evita One". Ramjet is the choreographer.

So I told the producers I didn't want to play THAT character in the musical "Evita One".

This is the last time I let Moonracer use me for target practice!

Prime: Megatron, what are you looking at?
Megs: The Calgary Stampede. I can see the action perfectly from here.

Megs: So why is it that you got the faceplate and I got the mullet?

Disturbed by the Requiem number in the smash hit musical "Evita One" Optimuan Primeron takes matters into his own hands.

See, Ironhide, I knew you couldn't fool me with the same April Fool's joke two years in a row.

Chromia, I told you not to call me during business hours!

To those who are about to die, I salute you!

Scene from the worst episode of "Fear Factor: Cybertron" ever.

It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your Quintesson is?

Have you hugged a Quintesson today?

Ramjet: So, Elita, tell us. Is it true fear is not a factor for you? [insert cheap impression of Megatron's evil laugh here]

Because of Elita's reputation for knowing no fear, Starscream made her his first contestant on "Fear Factor: Cybertron"!

Hound, are ya gonna help me find the lost puppy or not?

Hey, those chickbots are pretty hot!