Captions by DeltaSeeker

Where's the "ANY" key?

Blaster: Hey, that's SNOW fair!
Jazz: Uh, that's my line.
Blaster: Oh, sorry...

Vortex: Stop. What... is your name?
Optimus Prime: It is 'Optimus Prime', Leader of the Autobots.
Vortex: What... is your quest?
Optimus: To seek the Decepitcon Base.
Vortex: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Vortex: "I'm open! Pass the ball here, I'm open!"

Next thing he remembers is waking up back at base after getting tackled by Skylynx.

Prime: "Ow! Hey! Quit biting my arm!"

Spike: Wow, isn't it amazing how high up we are?

Carly: Yeah, it's a case of vertigo just waiting to happen...

You know the concert's bad when someone brings their own boombox to drown out the sound.

Oh no! Now I can't count past five!

Don't shoot! I'm unarmed!

I don't think this is how you're supposed to play Strip Poker...

I was trying for a complete remold, but all I could afford was a new chest.

Do you have any idea how long I had to look to find a car with a grill this big?

No, I'm serious, Rattrap. I can't see the top of my head; am I going bald?

Oh no! I have measles!

Perceptor finally defeated King Bowser on Super Mario Bros., so he did a little victory dance.

The Maximals design a character balloon for Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Longrack watches the latest Richard Simmons workout video.

Aa-choo!

Sunstreaker: Help me, Sideswipe! I woke up, and looked like THIS!

There's a new Destron out there, and he's THIS big!

Crowd: First you eat all our pizza, and now you hog all our video games. That's it! You're banned from Chuck E Cheese!

Bumblebee: Spike, why are all the humans standing around me?

Spike: They're waiting for their turn to play. This is the only game in here that's still 25 cents!

No one had every seen a robot puke on a video game machine, until now...

Spike: Bumblebee, we really need to go.
Bumblebee: This thing is a Decepticon, I tell you! It stole all my change! Help me figure out how to transform it...

Starscream: Aw, how'd you know it was me?
Wheeljack: Prime doesn't have shoulder vents.

First Aid: We can repair him, we have the technology. We can make him stronger, faster...

Blades: Just no sound effects when I jump, OK?

Blades: Well, my knees are happy to see you...

Rumble: I've almost got my Perceptor clone finished! Just need to adjust the head.... and done!

Perceptor tries out his new career as a rapper, while Rumble tries out his new career as a headset.

He touched me! He touched me! Ewwww! Decepticooties!

Blaster: "Are you sure the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?"

Kup: Damn that Daniel kid! He left banana peels all over the floor...

Blaster: Look out Kup! I can't stop!

Kup: Red light!

Quint 1: "You guys know what mccheesehat was saying?"

Quint 2: "No clue."

The Quintesson's version of the "It's A Small World" ride.

Lady: "I wassss oncccce a man! Hsss..."
Megatron: "Well, that explains a few things..."

He followed me home! Can I keep him?

After years of suffering abuse from Megatron, Dragstrip and Rumble quit the Decepticons and join the Shriners.

Prime: Geez, you're heavy.

Primal: Oh, shutup. You think it's comfortable sitting like this?

Primal: Um, how much longer do we have to stay like this?

Prime: Until you frickin' smile, that's how long!

"... and every Christmas Eve, Santa Primal drives his big red semi truck, tossing poo at all the bad little children of the world..."

Primal: Hurry! The seeds of the future lie buried in the past!
Prime: *sigh* They don't pay me enough for this...
Primal: Megatron must be stopped, not matter the cost!
Prime: Hey! That's my line!

Reuters - Today, officials unveiled one of the cars from the bumper car ride at the new Transformers Theme Park near Orlando, Florida.

Breaker, breaker. We've got us a convoy! Yee-haw!

Optimus Prime: Uh, Primal? I don't think this is how Powerlinxing is supposed to work.

When Optimus Primal was a young monkey, all the other kids were jealous of his authentic Optimus Prime ride-on toy.

Prime: Get away from me, you damn filthy ape!

Frankenstein: Yo, Gargy, what's the date?
Gargoyle: December 3rd.
Frankenstein: December?! Damn it, I missed Trick or Treat!
Gargoyle: I've had enough of this, let's go.... Hey! I can't move!
Frankenstein: Me either! My joints ha

Gargoyle: I know the set for the monster movie is around here somewhere. Maybe it's over here. Hey.. what's that?!

Frank: Oh no, it's.. it's...

Both: PEOPLE!!!!!! EEEKK!!

Kup and Springer join the WWE as a new tagteam, accompanied by their personal trainers.