Captions by Frobman

May I take your order?

Optimus Prime! Lord of the Optimal Primes!

Galvatron: Ah, crap! More road kill!

All Decepticons have to remember Galvatron's birthday (the day he was built) or they can kiss themselves goodbye!

Blasted petro-piegeons! They're just petro-rats with wings attached to their bodies!

HAH! I Caught everything on film! Now everyone will know!

I shouldn't have eaten that last cookie! Guuurghh....

Carly did say she wanted a kid, but this is ridiculous!!!

Alien Doc: Ah, here's the problem. He's not eating enough Energon Fibers and he's getting Hemmoroids. I'm afraid that's all I can do. $200 dollars please?
Ravage: What a Rip!

Fast Track: I thought I was special ...(sniff)

Fear the grainy-ness of our low-budget camera recording! The intence yellow shall blind you forever!

This is the effect of a sting from a petro-wasp on a Transformer. Not pretty!

"..... and that's why I'm not aloud back in Seaworld."

I thought you said this was what all the hip kids do nowadays! I try to stay hip for years, dammit!

What! They not consider Me Grimlock to be in next movie?

Me Grimlock no kissy-face! Me no swing that way!

What we've got here is a sleeping Autobot. You better be careful, because after disturbing its sleep, it will turn cranky and who knows what'll happen. We advice viewers with weak consitutions to avoid watching this next part.

It is much more worse when Slag has been programmed to be a dogbot.
Slag: Where's the stick? Where's the stick? Where's the stick?

I'll tell you this kids! Don't do drugs and alcohol! Or you'll end up like me!

Galvatron: You have till the count of ten to explain yourself.
Cyclonus: Well, you see ... I was getting ...
Galvatron: TEN!
[Cyclonus spends 2 weeks on repair]

It took too long for the last caption to finish, with Windcharger in line. Now he's so mad, he's trying to pick a fight with whoever's incharge.

What happened to that artist drawing us? He said he'd be back in a second. It's been weeks now!

Wait! You said we were combining?
We lied! We're running underneathe those low bridges.

Being Decepticons didn't work well for Reflector, so instead they became like the Japanese villians who do silly poses and stunts.

'After they were famous': This week includes Reflector and their many get-rich-schemes!

We did it. We made the first biggest robot pyramid. We'll be in the Guiennis World Book of Records!

V .. O .. R .. T .. E .. X .. stands for Vortex!! Gotta work on my 'X'.

I can't make snow angles because of these blasted propelers. It makes it look like a fat man with small arms and legs.

For my next trick, I'll perform a double-jump, to a hnad-stand, into spinning position ... This will garuantie 1st place in the Cybertroniam Games.

Vortex causes trouble and tries to get away with a distracting song.

So long. Farewell. Au rouvoir, auf veiderzein.
I leave before I'm dismanteled again.
...

Vortex thinks he's Gandulf after watching the Lord of the Rings 23 times.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Optimus Prime is a witness in a Cybertron Judical case.

Bailif: On this Quinteson, do swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you Primus?
Optimus: Yes, I will.

Optimus: This has got to be the ugliest kiddie ride I've ever seen.
Quint: Please insert a quarter.
Optimus: Where's that coin slot?

Optimus: You feel icy cold. Are you ill?
Quint: All metals always are like that on normal tempuratures. You've been stationed on Earth for too long.

Following the ways of Mr. Spock, Prime attempts to try out the mind attack, only realising only Vulcans can do this.

Perceptor comes up with the idea of using a giant pencil in the Autobot's play of "Jackbot and the Circuit stalk", and he tells them how it'll be used.

The only thing Perceptor did right to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is living in the sewers.

Perceptor thinks this stunt will make him the next Errol Flynn.

We'd better run! Those security guards know we're not gonna buy the cds for this concert later!