Captions by Beast Simpson

Mega-Octane: ...Op...Optimus...? Optimus Prime...? Sourge: SSSSSH!!...Oh man....HotRod's gonna kill me...

All: ALRIGHT! FONDU!!!

Shockwave: Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Jackass. OW!! HEY!@!! STOP IT!!! IT HURTS!! OW!!

(Galv: Haaaai, I'm Gavatron! (Tidal Wave: And I'm Tidal Wave! (Both: And we're her ot pump :clap: YOU UP!!!

Jazz: See? Your face DOES stick that way.

Dirge: YEEEOWW! C'mon, big guy, this is insurance FRAUD... No need to clamp down so hard...

RedAlert: Prime, old buddy, old pal!! Got any spare change??? C'mon man, I'm desperate!! Prime: I think you've had enough, RedAlert. I'm calling you a cab...

Mark my words, we WILL defeat Galvatron and the Mormonicons!!!

Seaspray: Now for some aftershave.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Starscream: ... Bra. Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!... Boobs. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

Perceptor: WE'RE COMING MISTER ROBOTO! JUST HOLD ON!!!

Lesson Number 1: When a glass of water ripples by itself, RUN.

'Star Wars Kid' spoof, gone terribly awrye.

StarScream: Wow, this fish tank is beutiful! Man, EVERYTHING'S better when your on LSD!

Bumblebee: No.
Spike: Aww, come on, just a little bit?
Bumblebee: NO, I am NOT letting you rub me down, now drop it!

Brawn: Ride that rainboy boys!
Bumblebee: You bunk with him.
Perceptor: Nu-uh!

Dirge: Nope. It's not Grimlock.

'First Bot to carry the Olympic Torch...through the Atlantic Ocean.'

SS: I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU LITTLE BUDDY!!!

Twincast: Aw, come on guys, I only watch Anna Nichole once a week! Be fair!

Frenzy: No! The tabloids will have a feild day!

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

Spike: Yeah, I guess you WOULD need a lot of lubricant.

Twincast: ...I better get that checked out...

Bumblebee: Seaspray, stay calm..theres a bug on your face. Seaspray: GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!!

Frenzy: He made me do it!!!

WHY DO YOU WRITERS ALWAYS MAKE THE FAT KIDS HUNGRY AT ALL TIMES?!?!?! FEEL MY WRATH!!!

Guy: Uuuh...boss what precedure do we take in the case of three evil robots attacking us?

Computrom: Decepticons come in three delicious flavors now!

Grimlock: Me Grimlock want a Survivor buff!!!

Rub a dub dub, a robot and a lizard in a tub.

Its true!!! I am your secret admirer!! Kiss me, you fool!!!

Arcee: Oh, Prime, you take me to the best places!

I, Bumblebee am in a tree. Oh glee, I wanna flee. I wish I could see that hot Arcee. But I'm stuck in a tree, oh yessiree.

Your a goood widdle prehistoric beast, arencha? Arencha?! :D

Megs: ...So even if you DID give me the Matrix, no harm could come of it! Whaddya say? Prime: No. Megs: Please??? I'll be your friend!! Prime: No. Megs: Oh, your mean!!!

This is the only way to rock!!!!

I'll get that easter bunny if its the last thing I do.....the hunt is on....

You cut me deep Skullcruncher. You cut me deep just now.

Daniel: heh heh.... worked like a charm...

Sideways: I SWEAR I'LL DROP YOU IF YOU DONT SHUT UP!!

Americas Most Wanted, here i come!

Megs: I saw this in a movie once... If we listen to the tracks, we can tell if a train is coming....

Just more of me to go around, just more to go around!

Galv: Now if anyone asks, were sharing energon strands...

Bumblebee: Maybe if I act like a bear-skin rug they wont notice me...

Seekers: Where IS he!!!

Bumblebee: Heh heh heh...

Hound: Hush little baby, dont say a word....

'Swindle and Starscream getting their nipples done at the beauty parlor'

Grim: Is something in Grimlock's teeth???

Seeing as I'm the only organic lifeform here, I'll be the animal sacrifice.