Captions by buddhaquest

Okay, I don't know how to sugarcoat this, so here it goes... These "hands" of mine really aren't ideal for "wiping"... so, yeah, I could use some help here.

More chins than a Chinese phone book!

NO MORE REPAINTS!!!!

To think this is the TF to bring Prime to his knees faster than Megatron!

This picture was shown to Michael Bay recently. His response - "Star Wars robots are neato".

BUMBLEBEE TEACHES THE BIRDS AND BEES TO A GROUP OF CONFUSED, BUT STRANGELY AROUSED, HUMANS.

Worst acid trip ever!!!

"Rumble, you (grunt) aren't a licensed proctologist, are you?

Where extras go when Scooby Doo is on hiatus.

... and after what felt like an eternity I was finally able to push this out of my exhaust, Alpha Trion.

"Hey Bob! Get out there and tell that thing it's mounting the wrong end!!"

"Hey, Bob, your mother-in-law is out on the..."
"Shut up, Marty!"

The metrosexual craze hits Cybertron...

penishead? Why do they keep calling me peni... oh.

Daniel pitches his first tent... and somewhere an angel cries...

Slag, step on his groin! That wake him!

... and when I hold out my hand like this I can stop laser blasts!

He He... and the doc said he doubted I could fill one of these things... I need a nap, where'd that photo of Prime with his tranforming cog hanging out go to?

Easy fellas, Arcee said one at a time!

S- ...and my cheeks are warm! Are your cheeks warm? Oh man, I'm freaking out! What was in that stuff? Did you hear that? Oh man! They're gunna know man! You have horns?? Oh man, your the devil! Your going to kill me!! AAAHHHHH
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V- up to the elbow?!?!?!? Do you really need to go up to your elbOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

V- explain this battle plan to me again...
O- it's simple! We do this, you limp away, and I take a nap!

...and then the whiny one kept telling us that our helmets were out of fashion and that we should "be nice, sweeties" and...

You Smart!! You tell us why we no merge!! Tell now purple Decep... uh... purple? Wait... doesn't that mean him like to ...?

Starscream, if you lick your lips one more time I am SO KICKING YOUR ASS!

Why are you all laughing? Shrinkage? What are you talking about?... oh... crap.

Pics like this one are why I drink...

I smell Seacons... Oh wait, that's you! Uh... sorry.

What Prime? Who's out cold? Ha ha, good one Prime? What? What am I doing? Uh... so lonely...

proving the old gypsy right about the virginity until 40 thing.

V- Why? (grunt) do I have to always be the (grunt) Center and you're always the Quarterback? (grimmace)

No seriously, this is how Hot Spot and Blades do it... really.

Onslaught: Bark woman!
Vortex: Just pay me and go!

Cold! Too COLD!!