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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Castle74

Castle74 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Machinima's Transformers Combiner Wars Poster

Tonight...in this very ring...it's Computron versus Menasor in a no DQ match..with special guest referee...Optimus Prime!!

Kids walking through damaged Football Stadium

...and despite all that Brady and the New England Patriots won yet another Super Bowl.

Kids walking through damaged Football Stadium

That last Super Bowl Half Time show got a little out of hand

Football player versus Blitzwing

DEFLATE THIS!!

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

OK this product placement has gone too far. First NASCAR then the NBA and now the Autobots

Football player versus Blitzwing

Seems the rest of the NFL has had enough of Tom Brady!

Skids' token appearance

The latest Transformer Skids was created to appeal to Soccer Moms everywhere. "Look son you can tell all your friends you ride an Autobot to practice!"

Unicron sitting on a toilet

Outta paper?? Of course....

Bumblebee at the computer

Computer:Shall we play a game?
Bumblebee:Oh Crap!

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Don't point that thing at me unless you're willing to use it!

Bumblebee at the computer

Got to fix up my myspace profile. That'll get me more friends....

Unicron sitting on a toilet

You think this sorta thing happens to Galactus?

Unicron sitting on a toilet

That's it! No more White Castle for me!

Baby Marissa minus her clothes

Ummmm....don't sites get shut down for pics like this?

Baby Marissa minus her clothes

Next on Dateline......Internet Predators Part 10

When Trypticon attacks!

I'm looking for Mr. Devlin or Mr. Emmerich? I heard they wanna do a sequel!

Little kid wears Megatron costume

The Borg...the early years.....

Alien probes Ravage

Time for Ravage's colonostrophy!

An army of Fast Tracks

It's not pink...it's lightish red!

Ratchet w/ gun

Trust Me...I Know What I'm Doing.

Devastator gets slagged!

Does this constitute as sexual harrasment?

Reflector makes a pyramid

ViewFinder:Hey I think we beat Prime and Primal's record for longest Caption photo!!
R1+ R2: Like that's a good thing?

Reflector makes a pyramid

Viewfinder:You sure she sunbathes in the afternoon out on her deck?
R1:Could u hurry up man, my shoulder starting to hurt!

Reflector makes a pyramid

We get that record yet or what?

Reflector makes a pyramid

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Reflector makes a pyramid

That's it! We're going on strike!!

Reflector makes a pyramid

Ok Viewfinder, be careful putting the star on the tree. Remember what happened last year!

ViewFinder:Don't remind me! I'm still picking pine needles out of my torso section..Ouch!

Reflector makes a pyramid

Ummmm..guys...I think they forgot about us!

Reflector makes a pyramid

Now how long did Prime and Primal hold their pose for their caption again?

Reflector makes a pyramid

"Gimme a D!"

Reflector makes a pyramid

R1:Hey! Prime challenged us to see who can hold up longer for their caption. Us or him and Primal?
R1+R2:It's on!!

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

Prime:Hey PrimaL! Reflector thinks they can hold their pose longer than us!
Primal: It's On!!

Reflector makes a pyramid

R1:How long have we gotta hold this pose?
R2:You remember the Prime and Primal caption one?
R1 & R3:AWWWWWW CRAP!!!!

Reflector makes a pyramid

Reflector tried to do the "pyramid" to lift morale among the Decepticon forces. Thus starting their own cheerleading squad!

Reflector makes a pyramid

WWE's newst faction....

Vortex with his hands up in the air

"Y......C'mon Brawl! You're suppose to be the M!"

Perceptor wields a pencil

Reflector:As they say, the pn is mightier than the sword!
Starscream:But that's a pencil you dolt!

Carly, Spike and Blaster at a concert

Hey Carly, this boombox is kinda big to lug around. Maybe you should start thinking about investing in an MP3 player or maybe an Ipod?

Carly, Spike and Blaster at a concert

Ok, if Oprah is giving us cars....what do we tell Bumblebee?

Hot Rod catches a fish

Hey man! I said no anchovies!!

Starscream holds Elita One's chin

Hey Ramjet! What are you lookin at me for? Look at that!

Starscream holds Elita One's chin

Starscream:This place sucks when you're outta broke.
Ramjet:What place doesn't suck when you're broke?

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

Slingshot: Two words guys! Bling Bling!!

Welcome to Carbombya!

This marker was all that was left after the B-52s payed a visit. And I'm not talking about the band!

Decepticons laying around

Gonna see who can make the best snow angel. If not the biggest!

Starscream holds Elita One's chin

Maybe coming to this club was not sucha bad idea.

Optimus Prime holds onto Starscream

Starscream practices how to escape the MasterLock

Devastator is missing an arm!

Megatron:Well this sure is better than those times Long Haul wouldn't show!

Devastator is missing an arm!

Once again Scavenger is late for work. Those Constucticons are going to have to do something about his drinking binges!

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

Coming soon...in 2006....aw crap!

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