Captions by Damolisher

Arcee: "It's incredible!"
Magnus: "Not as incredible as the fact that Seibs hasn't realised he's already used this pic."

"And as we can clearly see, Megatron did not have UNICRON'S armour, but rather, Bruticus's.

Danny: And this is called a Trip!

"For the love of Primus, Wheeljack, ya wanted proof there's no such thing as a MicroHeadTargetmaster with a Pretender shell? Here's your slaggin' proof!"

Prime: NO-ONE mocks the implants.

Prime: And that's what you get for Stealing my windows!

Remember, kids, licking toads will make you see Octane and Soundwave saluting Galvatron next to a seeker brought back from the dead, and two Shockwaves coloured like Long Haul, also known as "ShockHauls."

"Hail Galvatr...who the hell are these guys?"

Galvatron: "MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I rival Energon Prime in the competition to be... the biggest lardass ruler of the universe... EVER!

Spike: "Heh, and they said I couldn't find my own breakfast. Now to get these down the hill..."

Spike: "Hm, they wanna cast that Even Stevens kid as me, I'm running away to be raised by birds! That'll show 'em!"

Yellow Fasttrack: "In the Navy, you learn to sail the 7 seas... Come on, you sad bastards, sing along!"

Fasttrack: *Cough.*

Devastator: You know, this powerbomb would look a lot better if you transformed into robot mode first!!!

Paul Heyman: "GORE! GORE! GORE!

Tentakil: Punched in the face after asking some girl if she thought he'd sound thougher with the name "Testakil."

Cyclonus: Mighty Galvatron, please, you told me it was over!
Mindwipe: Hey,if it's good enough for us, it's good enough for you. Take it like a man!

Hot Rod: "Wow, Firebolt, you look really different!"
Daniel: "That's a fish!"
Hot Rod: "Pffft, as if I don't know a Nebulon when I see one..."

Hot Rod: It's big, sn't it?
Daniel: If that's your definition of big, no wonder Arcee's cheating on you with Springer...
Hot Rod: What was that?!
Daniel: Nothing...

Wheeljack: Calm Down, Perceptor!
Perceptor: How can I, Wheeljack? have you seen this week's Ultimate Caption Contest picture on Seibertron.com?

No Fanatics! Not even TRANSfanatics!!!

Rumble: And this is how Liu Kang gets killed in the opening of MK Deadly Alliance!
Perceptor: Lovely! Now get off!

Galvatron: "Tidal Wave, if the next two words out of your mouth are 'Suck it', I'm sticking you in a dark room with Chyna!"

Aiyiyiyiyi Zordon! I'm a bug!

Primal: I swear to God if I hear some much as one Circus Monkey joke...

Oh, GOD NO! A Zombified Eric Idle!!!!

Daniel: "Dad, I just had the most horrible dream that this obnoxious, deformed orange rhyming smurf joined the Autobots! He was so annoying he made ME look tolerable! What do you say to that?"

Spike: "You get ship if I get trip!"

Daniel: "Ahhhh, Dad, I jsut had the most horrible dream! There was a really crappy episode of Transformers called Carnage in C-Minor and the animation mistakes weren't bad, they were unforgivable! Brawn and Huffer arise from the dead to help Bon

Slingshot: We're not going to kill you, dumbass. Hell, we're as 'armless as you can get!

Soundwave: "These Autobots keep getting uglier, and uglier..."

"Hmm, I wonder where that Decepticon went..."

Arcee: Wow, that's a big long one isn't it?
*Rodimus walks in*
Rodimus: Hi, guys, what's happening? *Takes sip of Energon*
Arcee: Magnus is nervous about battling Galvatron. I'm just stroking his Missile for luck.
*Rodimus sprays e

Blaster: Naw G, get the hell outta me! I ain't yer new home! Now, I'ma give you three seconds before I knock yo' ass into the next century, as well as the two after it!

Scourge: Aw, where are my legs?! Damn it, I'm not an ordinary sweep! I don't get killed!

Scourge: "There! Now, I can grow Energon out of the ground!"

"Wondersand my ass! I paid that merchant good money, and this is just normal sand from EARTH!!!"

Kremzeek: Mmmm... Pokemon... KREMZEEK!

Cyclonus: This ------- starts wavign a Decepticon flag and I'm joining the Autobots...