The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Kal-Seth
Megatron: captins log we have...cras landed on a mysterious planet ensign soundwave is currently eating dirt trying to determine or location
Jimbo: NED IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!
Cyclonus: behold my PLUSHIE STARSCREAM!
Starscreams latest plan to rule the decepticons involed himself a jet transformer and alot of anime watching
Prime: YOU yes YOU Prowl find out why we are so F**CKING DRAWN BADLY!
few people knew that prime through a horrible mishap during his programming suffered autobot PMS
Optimus: For The last time Alpha that is NOT another transformer that is merely my disco ball!
alas primes words fell on death ears as the senile Alpha trion did hold a conversation with his disco ball which he named " Vector Sigma"
One Of The Worst Places To Lock a Rapper In...
The Year The Republican party really let itself go...
finding waldotron would be alot eaiser without those GOD DAMN PEOPLE IN THE WAY!
( thanks to space cowboy for the idea)
Daniel: No seriously dad i was reading that play boy for the articles
Trans-Organic Worm: GIMME A HUG!
Galvatron, the crazed decepticon leader is the only bot in the universe apart from megatron who could drink his kool-aid frm a wine glass and look cool while still having a funny head crown thing and the shoulder things too
Chip: see this funny face im making? put the barrel of an energy rifle between my lips and please pull the trigger...
chip comesto the relisation that being crippled means certain parts of him can't "rise to attetion"
After suffering a massive head wound in battle the other autobots worry that kup may not be as "user friendly" as he was
Hotrod: kup give up the light stick!
Kup: no it's my light stick it's god come to me he says that my damaged i
Scourge becomes a god like figure to the ants of charr and demands they make sacrificing and construct statues to honor him
Soundwave: and here is the decepticon spring break in hawaii and now we look at...
Guard: No MORE PLEASE I"LL TELL YOU THE ADDRESS OF THE WRITERS FOR ARMADA BUT NOT MORE OF MEGATRON IN HIS BATHING SUIT
Bombshell learns the hard way that drinking anti-freeze combined with toilet bowel cleaner is not the smartest of ideas...
Scourge fearing what the other decepticons might think of him hides his nail and beard care products out on the desert
Spike: Mom! Mom! help theres Hair growing near my fire man"
that night spike elarned about the special change boys and grisl go through
Scourge "The Duke Rodimus will neve rhave any of my Melange or those weird squid guys the freakmen or something" meanwhile on earth Frank herbert roles over in his grave...
( ROCK ON DUNE!)
From the "Brillant" minds that brought us Transformers: Armada comes The New seris that will shock and hopefully offend you Transformers: Koera II revenge of the commie cons
Optimus: BEHOLD the ultimate weapon with this we can defeat the decepticons and conquer err i mean save the universe
Bombshell: Why!?! why are there humans on every transformers seris WHY PRIMUS WHY!?!?!
Later that day Bombshell was found dead in his trailer the decepticon evidently hung himself while drunk on energon and high on angel dust
Behold look unto the room were the scripts for Armada and Robots in Disguise Lay hidden and Forgotten along with Sparkplug and Chip and poor poor shockwave
far and wide optimus searched but alas it finally happened he went to transform and his trailer was nowhere to be found
Seems the goverment is gettig serious about those Mp3 music downloads
Megatron: Left arm...numb ..heart burning
while the other decepticons steal cable megatron suffers a major heart attack
After Fred Called In " Giant Transformer Robots Wanting to Steal SOmething Called Energon" The Local Psychatrist took fred away from a little "chat"
And They Called it Decepticon Puppy Love many of their comrades dissagreed with spike and ravages choice of lover sbut they didn't care they could face the world together
Security Guard: Say Mr Tape Player That Shoots Deadly beams of Light From it's side want to go play som tennis??
Soundwave:.....Sure
The reason why The invasion of The Brain Snatchers went so horribly wrong
Could Megatron use The KEY to Vector Sigma to get in?
Bombshell: No They...THEY CAN"T OH SWEET JESUS NO!!!!!!
Bombshell learns that yet another survivor is being made even as he and kick back speak
Galvatron: A Toast To Transformers Armada!
Cyclonus: Sound Wave Call The " Happy Hotel"
Tell the we have a new guest.
Sound Wave: Affrimitive Cyclonus
Notice how no one else is TOASTING!
Cyclonus: But I wanted the last choclate pie!
Autbots Gone Wild
Anouncer: and Now It's Time For Holly Wood Squares.
For some reason Cyclonus and His Compaion aren't as thrilled about a show with washed up acters like everybody else
What if a decepticon takes a blakc mark and crosses out Not? take that autobot honor system!
Voice Control is a Keyowrd for the autobot Boot Legging Business
Decepticon Home Videos Tape 7548/R.F.P...... Ravages First Poopy
Grimlock: Me GrimLock Wonder If Him hiding In Desert Where Him Get Business Suit?
Transformers Sadimists In Disguise
Transformers More Then Meets the Eye
* Sung to the opening transformers theme*
Prime Needed That Smart Mouthed Little... thing taken care of and jazz and his friend perceptor owed prime a favor
( seriously what does cosmos transform into?)
Wow The Autobots Are Trusting Using The Honor System and hoping Intuders will respect The Sign Instead of using a lock to keep them out shows how truely advanced and evolved they are eh?
Scourge: out of all The Netowrks you HAVE to pick FOX!
Arcee: Your AutoBot Sig is Gone!?
Ultramagnus: Yes and So is My Career
The After Effect Of Grimlock Traveling Back in Time to Newyork in The early 90's
Dirty Decepticons Five
or
Bad Bots 3: Megatron Takes it doggy style
only On Fox
Megatron: I Am Sofa King We Tod Edd
The Decepticons Play a Cruel Yet Hllarious Joke on Their Leader
Scourge Serches Desperetly For The Golden Ticket
Megatron: One..Two..Five!
Soundwave: Three Sir
Megatron: Three!
( Note: you only really get that if yuo watch monty python and the holy grail)
