Captions by shadow minicon

Scorponok: I'm going to kill these hunas for what thay did to my leader!!!!!!!

optimus: Hello my name is optimus prime,what is your name?

Paserbyer:............................

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perceptor: Work damn it WORK!!!!!!

Wheeljack:?..............

Thats not what i ment when i said i needed back up!

Hey there good looken

I.........can't..........move!..............

Optimus: This is were i'm hiding till megatrons movie makeover is complet, till then thay can find one of the other primes to do my part.

G1 megatron: The megatron in the movie is not related to me what so ever!

Optimus: Take me to your leader......Wait thats not my line!

Megatron*off set* Hes finaly lost it!

What did you just say?!

OPTIMUS HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did i do that? my bad.

what was my line again?

This is what happens when you watch too much chicken run and you find that the tape is only half recored.

This is optimus when he has had too much to drink.
Optimus: Cluck, cluck i'm a chicken!

Optimus: Me Prime Smash

Megatron: He's at it agian

Optimus primal: I think he has been watching too much tarsan or beast wars ether one can set anyone off like a rocket.

Optimus: Me optimus, you megatron

Megatron: You've been wacthing trazan angain havent you?
Autobots*Anime sweatdrops*
Decepticons:*shakes heads*

Insted of fighting megatron and optimus deside to kick back and reflect on whats happened in the past, present and future battles.

Optimus: I have lost count of how many times i've died and comeback to life.

Megatron: And i've lost cound o

The two fave bots laying down on the job.

Oh so thats what that thing does!

Now how do you use this thing?

Optimus: i would not go in there if i was you

Kids:......

optimus: ok kids don't panic everything's under controll

kids: so then that is'ent an explosion then?

optimus: *sigh* just get out of here

kids: ok, ok we are going

Optimus: ok kids stay here and whatch a real hero work

Rad: i hope thst this will be better than spider man vs the green goblen

Optimus:*anime sweat drop*

Galvatron:Ello ello what do we have ere?

Dragstrip: Oh nothing just smelling that dirt

oh....my look at the time!

This is one of the many resons why starscream hates everything about earth (apart fron the clear blue sky) the animals don't know how to pick up after themselves especially robotic one's this was starcream's vow - All birds including roboti

Starscream:Grrrrrrrrr............SOUNDWAVWE!!!!!!!!!

Soundwave:*Hides* He will never find me here
Soundwaves was desprate so he hid in the Autobot bace and was then kicked out as soon as blaster found him

Starscream:LAZERBEAK!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'LL RING YOUR SKINEY METAL NEAK!!!!!!!

Five hourers it took the Decepticons to finish salviging the tiny parts that was left of lazerbeak, they even had to call in help from the Autobots megatron

Starscream:Soundwave! you should realy start cleaning up after lazerbeak and buzzsaw!

Soundwave:*grabs a rag and starts claening*

later: starscream starts going off hie tree at lazerbeak and buzzsaw

soundwave:*anime sweet drop*

That settles it, tomorrow i'll go on a diet!, that is as soon i can get back to cybertron.

This captain contest has realy gone to the birds.

Spike: Wow, Grimlock is going to be a father. And at such a young age!

Grimlock*off screen* Thank's me feel proud.

Little kid: Well i'm not perfett but at leat i will inherit the decepticon throne after my daddy is gone!

Megatron: Why do i have such an impulsive son?

Prime: He just can't wait to grow up and be like you.

Megatron*Anime anger mark* Y

Little kid: Thist is the best halloween costume ever, i look so much like my favourite bad guy!

Optimus: The only thing missing is the mask.

Hotrod: But who would want to have megatrons head for a mask.

Megatron:*off screen* I heard that! * Yell

Little Kid: Hey megatron look at me i'm a better you!

Megatron: But i'm taller and better looking.

Hey don't touch that it is attached!

I knew i shouldnt of put that bomb on the foam making machine, damn it

Grimlock: Time for hug!!

Junkion: Tick tock the clock says that allready?

me don't think this good idear, in public bad

Grimlock: Me no kisser, me grimlock king.

Junkion: Now you are.

This no place for that.